Sapphire looked out of her window. Just another bright and sunny day in Hoenn. She took a running start, then leaped out her room, grabbed onto a vine, and swung to the secret cave where she had first met Ruby.
Straight upon arriving at the cave, she was scolded by Ruby.
"Sapphire! Haven't I told you not to come in swinging on vines?! You'll get your clothes dirty!", Ruby scolded her the moment she jumped to the floor.
"Well to bad Prissy Boy! Ain't everyone like girly stuffs and glitter ya know!", Sapphire shot back without missing a beat.
"Well not everyone is a barbarian like you, Wild Child!"
"WELL DAT BECAUSE I AIN'T NO SISSY LIKE YA!"
"WELL I'M NOT A BARBARIC AT LEAST!"
"PRISSY BOY!"
"BARBARIAN!"
"PRI-"
Ruby's Pokegear suddenly began to ring. Ruby picked it up and put it on "speaker" mode. "QUIT FLIRTING!", came Emerald voice.
"WE AREN'T FLIRTING! ... How does he know we're fighting..?", both said at the same time looking at each other.
"Hey don't say what I say!", Ruby glared.
"Ya da one who copied me Prissy!", Sapphire glared back.
"NO I DIDN'T, YOU DID BARBARIAN!", Ruby exclaimed.
"NUH UH, YER DE ONE WHO'S STEALIN' WORDS!", Sapphire shouted.
"How do you steal words?"
"Heck if I know, but ya sure did!'
"BE QUIET BOTH OF YOU! OR I'LL COME THERE MYSELF AND SLAP YOU ALL PERSONALLY!", roared Emerald's voice.
"Errp...", winced Ruby. "Sorry..."
"Sorry...", Sapphire muttered as she sweatdropped.
After a few moments of silence, Sapphire turned her attention to what Ruby was up to, only to see the horror of horrors...
"Why in Arceus's name are you KNITTING A DRESS...?!"
So how did you like it? All we'll ever get to hear from this short story is Ruby and Sapphire arguing XDDD