The Golden Girls Play Grand Theft Auto IV Online
Blanche Deveraux came home from the electronics store with a Playstation 3
"Blanche you bought a PS3?" Dorothy Zbornak commented
"Well Dorothy ever since I saw my grandson David playing "Call of Duty" I had to see what all the fuss was about" Blanche replied
"What's a PS3?" Rose asked
"POTATO SLASHER 3 ROSE!" Dorothy snapped "IT IS QUITE OBVIOUSLY A GAMES CONSOLE!"
Anyway the girls had finally set up the PS3 and got it online they were playing Grand Theft Auto IV When some random online game player started bothering Blanche.
"HEY YOU GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!" H e demanded pulling out his Gun
"WELL I MUST SAY YOU SIR ARE QUITE RUDE!" Blanche retorted
"Dorothy I'm scared I don't want to play the PS3 anymore" Rose whimpered
In the real world Sophia enters the lounge room
"What are you kids doing?" she asked
DON'T START WITH ME MA!" Dorothy barked
In the game Dorothy Rose and Blanche were still at gun point
"I'M WAITING!" The virtual gunman demanded
"BANG BANG!" But it wasn't the gunman
"Hey Uncle Sean where do you get off terrorizing old ladies in MY Territory?" Kierain Geaney demanded
"Oh I'm SO sorry your majesty" Sean snapped sarcastically
"BEAT IT BEFORE I PUT THIS GUN UPSIDE YOUR HEAD!" Kierain demanded
Sean receives an instant message and runs off to Firefly Projects
"You folks alright?" Kierain asked
"You're not going to try and rob us too are you?" Rose asked nervously
"I don't pick on ladies" Kierain assured her
Police sirens are heard
"Crap" Kierain said
"THIS IS THE LCPD YOU ARE SURROUNDED!" A Cop said on loud speaker
"Oh yeah?" Kierain chuckled pulling out his GTA Phone
Suddenly the cops were gone
Sophia has entered the game
"Dorothy please sign off! I need a ride to bingo!" she demanded
"MA I'M BUSY!" Dorothy snapped
A group was forming around them guns drawn
"HEY BOZOS! BEAT IT I RULE THIS SIDE OF EASTON STATION!" Kierain demanded
He points his rocket launcher at them'
"Sorry sir" they said before running off
"Hey hot stuff" Blanche said to him
"Yes?" Kierain replied
"if you're ever in real world Miami call me" Blanche said giving him her number
The girls sign off
"Well I think we should leave Video Games to the young ones" Blanche concluded
Rose and Dorothy nod in agreement
THE END