THE HALLIWELLS OR WHATEVER THEYRE CALLED DO
HOLLYWOOD
or
CHARMED: THE MOVIE
One
day, in the exact same town as the show, with the exact same
characters (older series before the hot one from Doom Generation came
in, and the bitch from Heathers was still a sister) , but with
memories of the series apparently wiped…. SOMETHING AWFUL HAPPENED.
Tragedy struck – a daemon attacked Brooklyn or San Francisco or
something! And so, three ordinary sisters, albeit with bigger
breasts and more makeup than the rest of the women in San Diego or
Manhattan or something, went to work suspecting nothing. Suddenly, a
plumber or builder or something appeared!
"Hello!" he said,
stroking his oily pectorals, "My name is Leo or something, never
mind the fact that I appeared out of nowhere, invite me into your
house and fall in love with me!" The audience enthusiastically
surrendered, as did Patricia or Penelope or something. DRRRRRING –
what was that? Ooooh, it was just the phone ringing.
"Hello?
Halliwell residence, Geri – I mean Petunia or something –speaking!"
"Hello, this is your boss who is also a daemon who just happens
to be British – hey isn't that nationalism or something!"
"Oh,
hi Rex Indubitably Harrison-Ford the Third. Boy, you British people
sure have posh names and accents"
"Yup, every last one of us,
not a single exception in the whole of Britland – listen, could you
come in early so I could kill, I mean, talk to you about something
which I could easily talk to you about at your normal working time…
is that OK?"
"Yes Mr Smythe-Davies-Gryffin, no Mr
Johnson-Lovington-Bigglesworth, right away, Mr
Harman-Harmungius-Queenington!"
"Excellent! Now my sister
slash wife, come and turn into a tiger to fulfil my
furry-fetish-fantasies… Oh, right…"
BEEP. And with that he
hung up on Justin – I mean Parker or something – Halliwell. Then
the girls started making out.
Then I woke up anime teardrop
TO BE CONTINUATED, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED