A/N- if YEW IZ A HOMOPHONE GET DA FUKKK OUTTA HRRE.
Hai
Mai name is Herald Gerard. I am 19 yearz ole and recently had mah birfday.
For mah birfday I went to da banging club kalled babylawn.
babylawn is filled wit hawt men of all sizes and ages. but the 1 gey sezbomb i came acroszz was the hotezt thing of all. his name was brien kenney. i has never seen a man like him in manhattan (a/n if you hate manhaaten get the fuck out of my place you little gay mother gucker)
he made my peepee so wet mmmmm i said tomyself.
i went up to hm and he tole me . baby i wanna fuck you
okay me fuck you too
OH OH OH
we did it.
justin tyler came up with his penis xpoked
he yelled at me
GET AWAY FRUM HIM YOU HOMOSEAPIAN!
to be continued