Random one-shot for Misha Collins' birthday. You know. Cuz he's awesome. And this is mega-short. I know.
Disclaimer: I'm thirteen and last I checked I only had eleven bucks. So no. I don't own the epicness that is Supernatural.
Now, enjoy :)
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If Castiel knew that the Mary Sues were invading he would have called Luci the moment he took a break from watching Dean sleep. Seriously, he would have rather had a pillow fight of doom with his evil older brother than to be stuck in a warehouse full of Sues.
Whipping out his phone from a secret pocket in his trench coat of badassery, he dialed and called Dean.
"Was' up, Cass?"
"Dean, I need your help. I'm trapped in a warehouse full of Sues and my all-powerful smiting powers won't work on them. Yes, Dean, this means you get to bring the shotguns of epicness. Just hurry up. And bring Misha."
Hanging up, he went back to blowing the heads off of badly written OFC then watching in horror and disgust as they grew back. Darn those inexperienced authors! Out of nowhere a door appeared next to him, his wacky twin and Dean making their way out. To Castiel's relief, three shotguns appeared from thin air and landed in their hands.
"Ready to kill some monsters?" Dean asked, a vicious smile lifting his lips and lighting his green eyes.
"Always", Misha answered in return, a very similar light shining in his own blue eyes.
"Well, let's get to it." And with Castiel's final words they shot Sues down till the sun came up.
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Random fic is random. I have nothing to do till school comes back next week. And ya, I just added Misha for fun. Anyways, reviews are always welcomed!