P: Hey SpongeBob, I'm home
S: Oh Patrick, you're so fine
S: You're so fine you blow my mind
S: Hey Patrick, hey Patrick
P: Oh SpongeBob, you're so fine
P: You're so fine you blow my mind
P: Hey SpongeBob, hey SpongeBob
S: Oh Patrick, you're so fine
S: You play your mayonnaise jar all the time
S: Hey Patrick, hey Patrick
P: Oh SpongeBob, you're so fine
P: How I love to hear you whine
P: Hey SpongeBob
S: Hey Patrick
S: You always play your mayonnaise jar,you think you got the right
S: You wake up little Junior in the middle of the night
S: Stop shakin' your secret box now and just turn out the light Patrick
P: I'm sick of Squidward and Sandy always comin' over here
P: 'Cause Squidward eats all our coralsticks and then he spills his beer
P: Why don't you serve your Krabby Patties and make them disappear SpongeBob
S: Oh Patrick, what's a guy like me supposed to do
S: You really drive me wild when you sing your babaloo
P: Oh SpongeBob, you're so dizzy, don't you have a clue
P: Well, here's to you: I love you too SpongeBob, too SpongeBob, let's babaloo SpongeBob
S: Hey Patrick
S: You're always playin' at Goo Lagoon, you never let me go
S: I'm beggin' and I'm pleadin' but you always tell me no
S: Oh, please honey please, let mebe in your show Patrick, wah
P: You always burn the toast and you drop the dishes too
P: You iron my new pants and you burn a hole right through
P: You're such a crazy invertebrate I just don't know what to do SpongeBob
S: Oh Patrick
S: What a pity, don't you understand
S: That every day's a rerun and the laughter's always canned
P: Oh SpongeBob
P: I'm the leader of the band
P: So here's to you SpongeBob
P: Let's babaloo SpongeBob, do SpongeBob
P: Everybody rumba!
P: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha