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THIS CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS, RATHER IT'S IN-STORY OR AN AUTHOR COMMENT!
I got this idea from Memfisto's "Losing It" series... Um... I didn't really have an idea for this, so I hope it's okay for me to... I mean, it's not even based on Memfisto's pictures, really... I didn't get a reply when I asked, so I hope so...
11121/21121 The hauntings seemed to have been getting weirder and weirder by the second.

Wait a minute... This fic starts BEFORE he can even grab the doll...

Anyway, it started with Walter sitting on his bed, saying "I'm always watching you. I'm aaaaaalways watching you." Then there were babies coming out from his walls.

"I knew I should've used a condom..." Henry whispered to himself.

Then the television was on, by itself. On it, "The Day At The Office" was on.

(I so not got that from my favorite T.V. show. *Shifty eyes*)

"Oh~!" Henry pleasantly said, sitting down and enjoying the show. But it turns out that it wasn't "The Day At The Office" at all! It was actually "Two Men And Some Kid."

(Sooo did not get that from an overrated, and STUPID show. Nope.)

"OH GOD, TURN IT OFF!" He screamed, trying to turn the T.V. off with the remote, but doing so only changed it to "How I Met Your Father."

(I swear, I'm not doing "spin-off" titles of actual T.V. shows!)

"OH GOD, NO!" He threw the remote at the T.V., thus, breaking the screen. Lobster humans started crawling out of it, chanting- "Lobster humans... Lobster humans... Taste like lobster... Talks like humans..."

"FOOD!" Henry launched himself at the lobster humans and started eating one raw, and alive.

"OH GOD! WHAT IS GOING ON?" A lobster human screamed.

Anyway, the lobster humans started crawling around, because I can't think of anything else to do with them right now. Jimmy Stone was trying to leave the wall to grab one, though. He probably hasn't eaten since he died... Waitwhut?

Ghraham from "The Legend of Zena, Sword of the Sky" suddenly teleported in the middle of the room, singing "Chase The Night" from the movie "Repossession! The Opera That Has Genes," because I wanted him to be in here, for some reason...

"Chase the night~!" He sang. "Yield for everything~!"

There was a knock on the door, and Henry looked through the hole. On the wall, there was something written in blood above the eighteen handprints. It says-

"Happy April Fools"

1112121121 I wasn't going to do another April Fools joke, because Adult Run denied me IZAYA ORIHARU! And instead, showed Dragon BallZ, which I never really liked, and Gundom, which always bore me to death... And some other things, but Full Metal Alchemist Sisterhood and Durarararararara! were the main two that I stay up to watch on Saturdays, dammit!

But then I read a couple of April Fools chapters, so I felt like I had to... Or something.

You: "What the fuck did I just read?"