Link stood in the middle of the lifeboat (Which was a big red raft.) watching the pirate ship sink, a look of sheer horror on his face. He spun around to face Dark Link who was sitting crossed leg on the raft eating croissant rolls. "Dark Link! What in the name of the Goddesses was all that?" Link exclaimed throwing his hands into the air.
"I'm not sure what you're referring to." Dark Link replied shrugging his shoulders taking a bite out of another croissant. "You sunk an entire pirate ship, Dark!" Link yelled pointing to the still sinking ship. "Are you sure that was me? I would think I'd remember something like that." Dark said looking contemplative.
"Dark, I watched you fire a harpoon into Tetra's face!" Link said anger flashing across his features and his hands coming up to his face. "That sounds very dangerous." Dark says nodding. "You were head butting Kokiri off the side of the ship!" Link yelled miming the actions. "Uh... that must've been horrifying to watch!" Dark replied as he licked the plate the croissants had been on.
"Then you started making out with the canons!" Said Link looking disgusted. "Well, thank the Goddesses that the Kokiri weren't on board to see it." Dark said hands clasped together like he was thanking the goddesses. "Uhh.. Dark why is the lifeboat all red and sticky?" Asked Link pointing at the lifeboat.
"Well I guess you could say it is red and sticky." "Daaark, what are we standing in?" Link asked grabbing Dark's arm. "Would you believe its red potion?" "No! I would not believe that!" Link yelled. "Uhh, melted Chuchus?" Dark tried again. "No." "Old Boat nectar?"
"No." Link said losing his patience. "Some of Din's tears?" Dark said looking to the sky. Link just gave him a look, "Tell me the truth Dark." "Fine, it's the lovely pirate from below the deck." "DAAARK!" Link exclaimed horrified. "Well he was, uh, he was taking all the croissant rolls." Dark said looking at the now empty plate.
"I can't believe what I'm hearing!" Link said looking away from Dark and the red mess on the bottom of the boat. "I will not apologize for art." Dark said crossing his arms. "Where are the other lifeboats?" asked Link confused, now noticing they were in the only lifeboat that he could see. "Whoa! You won the prize, I didn't even notice that." Dark said looking out at the sea with Link, his hand held above his eyes shading them.
"Where are the other lifeboats, Dark?" Link asked knowingly and scared. "Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottom of the ocean. I bit lots of holes in them." Dark said pointing at the sky and then at his mouth. "DARK!" Link exclaimed. "I have a problem. I have a serious problem." Dark said nodding his head.
"You are just, terrible today!" Link said astonished. "Shhh! D'you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness." Dark said hold his finger in front of his lips. "That's the sound of people drowning Dark." Link said slightly angry. "That is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence." Dark replied knowingly.
Link just shakes his head, "I shouldn't take you places."
AN: I had put up the first Link with hats but it sucked eggs...so I'm going to redo it eventually. I like this one a lot though...So i hope you like it too...Please reveiw :)