'Who is Number 1!' Number 6 screamed.
'You are Number 6' Number 2 replied.
'That's not an fucking answer!' Number 6 said as he tore out Number 2's liver and carved it into a boat. Leaping into the boat, Number 6 threw a nuclear warhead behind him, destroying the village once and for all. Suddenly, a sentinel rose out of the ocean ahead of him. Number 6 punched it in the ball and it exploded so hard it tore a hole in the space-time continuum, teleporting Number 6 to Number 1.
'Hey, Number 1' he said. 'Fuck you, commie bitch!' Number 6 punched Number 1 in the balls. 'Hook and crook this, you fucking sissy-faggot' Number 6 said as he butt-raped Number 1. Suddenly, Amy Pond from Doctor Who was there.
'OMG, you are so sexy Number 6, take me now!' She pulled of her shirt and Number 6 ravaged her sexually.