I've changed this story because I've had someone report this story because it was a 'list'. Please enjoy this new version... and I've also changed my name from Darth Sugar to Tamawen

Ways to annoy the Merlin Characters

Sing 'I love you, you love me' whenever you can

Arthur walked along the corridor. The last few weeks had been busy. Some friends of his Father had come to stay. Including their 14 year old daughter, Tamawen. She had been following him every chance she got. She had even walked in on him and Gwen the other day.

Suddenly, a group of guard ran past. Weapons at the ready. As they turned the corner and Arthur saw Tamawen walking towards him. 'So thats why they were running away' he thought.

She walked by him almost as if he wasn't there and then 'BAM' and she tackled him in a hug and started singing.

"I love you, you love me we're a happy family!"

Arthur crawled out of the hug and started running away, but she followed him.

"With a great big hug, and a kiss from me to you. Wont you say you love me to!"

He ran around a corner, desperately trying to get away from that song. And ran straight into Merlin, who dropped what he had been holding.

"Are you alright?" Merlin asked.

"Does it look like I'm alright? I've had 'it' singing some song and now I can't get it out of my head!"

"And by 'it' you ,mean..." and Merlin nodded his head down the hall where Tamawen was talking to a guard.

"Yes, now lets get going before she starts again," and they started walking in the opposite direction to the girl. They walked around a corner into the hall which lead to Arthur's chambers and there Tamawen was, sitting outside his door.

Arthur pulled Merlin back behind the wall.

"Don't let her see me, if she does we are both dead!"

"Why would I be dead?" Merlin asked, confused.

"Coz I would kill you for letting her kill me."

"Ohhhh," Merlin said, "But how can you kill me when you are dead?"

Arthur sighed and put his head in his hand.

"She's standing behind me isn't she?" Arthur asked.

"Yup,"

"I give up" and they walked away, Tamawen behind them.

(later that night)

Arthur walked down to his chambers, he was happy because he hadn't seen Tamawen since lunch. He started humming. He walked past Morgana, who gave him a strange look, but he didn't care. He was too happy too.

He stopped as he realised what he had been humming.

"That blasted song!" He cried and on the other side of the castle, a 14 year old girl cackled.