Disclaimer: I'm not jkr, yacka yacka yacka, socks!
Isn't it fun when you're bored, and very stupid ideas pop up into your head? This is one of those things, featuring bits from HP that has amused me and my own twisted imagination. Hurrah for insanity!
Chapter 1: In which Ron has the emotional capacity of a teaspoon…R*R: Ron and Hermione sat down for breakfast…
Hermione: Ron, I love you.
R*R: Ron felt very happy, and kissed her…
Ron: I feel happy (kissy noises)
R*R: Harry rushed in…
Harry: Ron! Would you like a go on my new broom, Firebolt 2000?
R*R: Ron felt excited…
Ron: I feel excited (rushes off to fly)
R*R: But the Slytherins were on the pitch too…
Draco: Nyah! I am a total bastard! Fear me!
R*R: Ron was very scared….
Ron: I feel fear.
Draco: I don't like you. Fear me!
Ron: I feel sad… and I feel fear! Emotional overload!
R*R: So Ron exploded, as he was a teaspoon.
The End.