Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural or its characters - these were created by Eric Kripke - I'm just borrowing them. I'm not making any commercial gain. No harm or infringement intended.
The Winchesters unwittingly stumble into a music video; things get really weird really quickly. 200 words. Total crack from recent listening to a 20 year-old song.
Twisted Firestarter
"I'm the trouble starter, punkin' instigator. I'm the fear addicted, danger illustrated" – 'Firestarter', The Prodigy
"What is that horrible noise?" whined Sam for at least the dozenth time, squinting in pain and holding his hands over his ears to block out the harsh industrial music pounding through the narrow sewer confines.
Dean tried to stifle his laugh at the sight of his Wookie-like brother. "I don't know, but I don't like it either," he said. "Not enough guitar solos."
Sam's snarky response was cut off in a gasp of alarm as he spied a clown-like figure cavorting ahead of them.
The creature spotted them and jumped out at them. "Firestarter, twisted firestarter!" it leered.
Well-honed hunter reflexes kicked in and, without even conscious thought, Dean stepped out in front of his covering brother and swung his machete in a single smooth stroke. Sam sobbed in relief as the grimacing head bounced away along the tunnel's length.
The Winchesters looked on in bewilderment as a voice barked out "Cut" and the area was flooded in blinding light, revealing a group of screaming onlookers.
"Oh my god, they killed Keith. You bastards!" screamed one man.
Dean looked down to discover that despite the monstrous appearance, their attacker had been a singer.
"Looks like punk's dead," he grimaced.
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