The Cult of Skaro: Hurry up and die already!!!
Dalek Caan: I diiiieeeed a thoooouuuusand times.
Then stay dead.
Captain Jack: Not as easy as it looks.
Captain John: Anyone for an orgy?
Spike:*facepalm*
Angel: Get out of my office Spike!
Illyria: I want to keep Spike as a pet.
Angel: That is such a lame joke, Joss.
Spike: Make me.
Illyria: I will.
Angel: Hoo-rah.
Spike:*places feet on Angel's desk*
Angel:*Growls*
Johnny Snow: Can I be in this episode.
Doctor Horrible: I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka.
Johnny Snow: Squee.
Captain Hammer: WHHHHHHYYY?
Everyone Else:*Stares at Hammer*
Hammer: IT HURTS SO MUCH.
Dr Horrible: Cry baby.
Captain Jack: I don't like him.
The Doctor: Of course you don't like him. He's just like you.
Jack&John: Well the guy with the goggles is sought of cute.
Johnny Snow: He's my nemesis!!!
Spike: Why is it my face is always put on lame characters?
Angel: Reflects the original I guess.
Buffy: Hi guys.
Everyone Else: I think I'm in love.
Johnny Snow: She's not even pretty. Stop looking at her Doctor!! You're my nemesis.
Dr Horrible: Dude, you're not my nemesis.
Johnny Snow: I AM YOUR NEMESIS!!!!!
Spike: Someone's acting a little childish.
John: Hey a guy who looks like me. Mmmmm.
Jack: Three men who look like John. I might just take up that offer of an orgy.
Angel: Stop it.
Dr Horrible: Yeah, stop it.
Captain Hammer: Shut up Doctor.
Doctor: I didn't say anything.
Captain Hammer: I meant the other Doctor.
Doctor: But I am the Doctor.
Dr Horrible: He means me.
Captain Hammer: Ok. You're Doctor H and you're Doctor D.
Jack: Shut up!!!
John: He's not cute at all. Don't like him.
Captain Hammer: I'm gorgeous. You pair aren't.
John: You bitch!!
Jack: Easy John.
Doctor: I need to stop this now.
Dalek: EXTERMINATE!!
Dr Horrible: With my freeze ray I will stop the…. Arggh.
Doctor: You bastard. You killed him.
Johnny Snow: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Buffy: Are you ok Spike?
Spike: I'm Spike.
John: (To Buffy) No I'm Spike.
Jack: I'm Spike.
Angel: Yeah, you know I could have been…OUCH!!!!!
Dalek: EXTERMINATE
Angel:*vamps* Little brat.
Spike: Oooh *vamps* a fight.
Rose: Doctor. I'm back.
Doctor: Oh Rose. I love y…
John: Hi Rose.
Spike: You're not as good as Buffy.
Illyria: Your presence displeases my pet.
Rose: Argghh.
Doctor: You killed her!!!
Spike: Bloody hell.
Angel: Illyria!! *Sigh*
Dalek: Exterminate?
Captain Hammer: No dalek. (Pulls off ray gun)(shoots Doctor)
Doctor: Arggh.
Jack: You killed him!!
Doctor: No he didn't.
Angel: How?
Doctor: RTD found a convenient way to bring me back.
Spike: I bloody hate RTD.
Angel: What has he got to do with us?
Spike: *Shrugs* Seemed like a good thing to say.
Doctor: No don't piss off RTD. He'll bring back.
Master: Muah ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Doctor: *face palms*
Jack: *headdesk* oh lord, not again.
Spike: who's that guy? he has style...evil style
John: he's cute
Master: Doctor
Doctor: Master
Master: I love it when you use my name
Spike: Oh he's is so gay for the Doctor
Johnny Snow: Too soon
Doctor: like you and angel are so gay for each other Spike
Angel: What? Spike what have you been telling them?
Spike: Nothing
Illyria: My pet told me you were intimate
John: Can I suggest we just take all this sexual tension and have an orgy?
Doctor: NO!!!!!!!
Jack: *hits john across back of head*
John: Ouch!
Gwen: Jack!
Jack: What are you doing here?
Master: Wow, so many people in one room
Doctor: We could break reality
Master: Goody!
Doctor: Remember what we did back on Gallifrey
Master: Oh your Dad was so pissed at us
Doctor: Yeah
Spike: Seriously
Spike: What were you guys up to?!?!?!
John: what weren't they up to
Jack: JOHN!
John: Oh so they can suggest stuff but I can't?
Spike: That's real fair
Jack: I'm getting a headache from you pair sounding the same
Angel: It's my worst nightmare
Spike: damn, I wanted to be your worst nightmare. Me ALONE
Angel: Spike pick up your shattered pride later
Spike: only with your help *wink*
John: That's MY line
Captain Hammer: Oh god. This must be what pain feels like
Spike: You already said that line
Captain Hammer: It hurts so bad
Buffy: Can I kill him?
Angel: what, you're alive? I thought the dalek killed you
No
Angel: Who said that?
Joss Whedon: It was me
Everyone: What the hell?
John: God? Is that you?
What?!?!
John: Who said THAT?
RTD: It was me. I am God
Joss Whedon: No. I am
John: 2 gods. This explains why there is so many of me
Angel: You are not god's gift Spike
Johnny Snow: what? they think we look too good to only have one
Spike: Yo
RTD: John is better than Spike
Joss: Like hell
John: I'm better at sex
Jack: No you're not
John: Pretty sure I've had more practice
Spike: I've slept with demons, vampires and slayers
Doctor: You mean aliens
Spike: No. I mean demons
Master: Demons aren't real. There is only aliens
Rose: Uh but Doctor., we've fought the devil
Jack: I've died because of Abaddon
Doctor: Aliens!!
Jack: RTD, stop bringing back the dead
RTD: actually, if I stop...you'll die *smug*
Johnny Snow: Don't kill him
Doctor: Why not
Johnny Snow: He reminds me of Horrible
Hammer: How?
Jack: what? I am so not horrible
John: I don't know
Jack: It's a person John!
Buffy: he's kinda cute...immortal style
Spangel: *Rage*
Joss: It's funny
Spangel: Why?
Joss: You won't find out because you're not in season 8 of Buffy
Doctor: I am! *jokes*
Joss: Actually he is
RTD: He's my character!!!! I'll kill you
Rose: so am I!
Spike: I am so killing her
Angelus: I will kill her
Spike: What how are you back
Angelus: John and I went out back
Angel: *walks in* actually *stares* woah
Joss: RUSSEL!
RTD: *whistles innocently*
Buffy: So Angel and Angelus are in the same room. That's impossible!
Joss: Done it before
Buffy: yet somewhat....attractive
John: do I get an orgy NOW?
Jack: No
Master: I have a plan. I will kill off RTD to prevent that from happening
Doctor: That's impossible
Master: I'm doing it this season
Master: No more Russell
Doctor: Who'll write us after that
Steven Moffat: Me
RTD: Get out. I'm not dead yet
Doctor: Who just killed the 4th wall?
Illyria: I detested it
Master: Oooh I like blue thunder
Johhny Snow: I like her to. Argghh!!!
Spike: Well done blue
Master: can we break the fifth wall
Doctor: You're not living on Mars. Not letting that happen
Angel: I want to be an FBI agent
Spike: No
John: Wait a minute. Aren't we the same actor
John: If we break the 5th wall there will only be one of us and we can only go to one universe
Jack and Angel: We're breaking the damn wall
Spike: *growls*
Master: Yo
Master: Back to me. I'm the center of attention
Doctor: Then why did you hide at the end of the universe
Master: They have a great restaurant
Spike; Thought that was at the edge rather than the end
Master: You haven't been there
Doctor: And it was the end anyway
RTD: Wow. I'm the writer not Douglas Adams. Anyway he's dead
Joss: This could be fun
Spike: *shrugs* never paid attention in that movie... it got boring
Giles: Buffy
Buffy: What is it Giles
Giles: I have found a spell that will get rid of all the writers once and for all
Angel: excellent
Willow: I'll do it
Doctor: Are they gone
Master: let me check
Rose: Arggh
Master: She alive?
John: No
Master: They're gone
Doctor: You killed her again!!
Master: Don't worry RTD will bring her back. OH WAIT!!!
Jack: How DARE YOU
Spike: I never liked her anyway
Angelus: Just killed Buffy
Jack: Ha
Angel: You did WHAT?!
Angelus: I just killed Buffy!
Spike: How dare you!!!!
Angel: Let's get him spike *lunges*
Angelus: *dusted*
John: I liked him
Master: Wait. We could now go to every place that RTD has ruined and kill everyone there
Doctor: Uh no
Jack: Thats a lot of places
Master: Well we have a very powerful witch here and...
Willow: Arggh
Spike: Illyria!!!
Illyira: I'm powerful too
Jack: Are we just randomly killing off characters so the plotline makes more sense.
Spike: Yep
Jack: Come here John
John: *steps away* uh no, not going near you
Jack: Sex John. Sex
John: I don't trust you....
Jack: Come on. You know you want to
Donna: Hey everybody
Jack: oh god no
Master: Yes. We can FINALLY kill her
Donna: Arggh
Everyone: Yay
Doctor: OI!
Giles: Why did you kill her?
Doctor: Hey don't I know you? Yeah. You're the brother in charge of the Krillitain
Giles: What. No I'm arrgh
Doctor: JACK!!!
Jack: Sorry thought he was a bad guy
Doctor: He was. I just don't kill bad guys unless I have to
Spike: He wasn't a bad guy. He just never got shagged
Jack: ooooh
John: poor guy
Jack: Hey John
John: yo?
Jack: Pulls out gun
Spike: *jumps in the way*
Spike: I can't let you kill him. He looks too much like me
John: *wraps arm around spike and pulls him close, whispers in ear sexily* we'll shag later
Spike: I'm scared
Angel: Ok. Can I kill you now Spike
John: I'll stake you if you're not careful ponce
Doctor: Won't people stop killing.
Rose: Don't worry Doctor. I'm back
Doctor: But how.
RTD: My plotlines can not be killed off so easily
Master: He's back. Kill me now.
RTD: Won't help
Jack: Okay
Doctor: There is only one way to stop this. A duel between RTD and Steven Moffat
Steven Moffat: I choose the Empty Child!
RTD: I choose the daleks
Doctor: How did we know that was going to happen?
Spike: I'm vouching for empty child
Doctor: Wait. Who's writing this
Master: Good point.
Spike: I'll do it
Spike: I'll make it all rhyme too
Hammer: That's just going too far.
Dalek: Extermina...arghh
Doctor: Well that was easy. RTD is dead.
Buffy: Hey guys.
Jack: Why did we let him do that
Spike: Sorry, I love Buffy to much for her to be dead
Angel: Buffy you're alive
Buffy: No I love Spike
Spike: I may have made a few changes
Angel: *sighs* bloody hell Spike
Jack: Well nothing could get worse.
Johhny Snow: Hey guys
John: Why did you say that?
Jack: It always makes things worse. I like when things get worse
Spike: Hey guys I wrote a plotline for the new season of Doctor Who
Doctor: What's it like
Jack: Oh my god.
Doctor: What?
Jack: No daleks
Spike; I invented some original characters
Jack:*reading* The Sex Lord of sex played by James Marster
John: yup, that's me
Jack: *Still reading* A new evil race that will come back every season
Doctor: What?
Jack: The Angels
Angel: Spike *growls*
Spike: Beaten by the Doctor's new companion who is a much better version of an angel
Jack: Let me guess. Played by Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Spike: Yep. I've got this great idea for an episode where...
Angel: *Stakes Spike*
Spike: *dusts*
Illyria: MY PET *snatches stake and stakes angel*
Hammer: *Stakes self*
Jack: That was random
Illyira: I feel grief...I feel horrible *runs off*
Doctor: There are no more Joss characters besides Buffy
John: Stand aside
Buffy: *looks at john* you look like spike
Jack: We need to bring everyone back
Doctor: I'll use my sonic screwdriver and arrghh
Master: Laser screw driver. Who'd have sonic
Master: *Shoots everyone* I'll now have my own show called Master Who
*crowd applauds*
Stop
Master: What who's there? Come out come out
RTD: Boo!
Master: I thought you were dead
RTD: So did I. There must be a writer of writers writing this
two of us actually
It's quite fun
RTD: So while I'm here I'll bring everyone back
no you don't
We'll stop you
RTD: Well you wrote me saying that
sometimes creations get their own ideas
RTD: Look can I just bring Spike back?
okay, bring back the fang boys
Spangel: We're back
Yes
Adrian Ishakov: Hey guys
*Universe explodes*
whoops
Nothing can contian the amount of awesomeness that would happen if Angel, Spike and Adrian met
I'm suprised the internet didn't break
me too
Well that's the end of everything
God: Not so fast
That's just mean
*writes him out*
That was effective