This is my first story of Fairly Oddparents.

Description: Before 2016, where I thought of the pair, I had originally thought of it in 2014 on deviantart by I've forgotton the artists name but I see the facts that makes Cupid a gayish fairy and Juandissimo a sexy maniac.

Pairings: Juandissimo/Cupid, Mr. Turner/Adam West (Slash)

Date: September 24 2016

Tinny was bouncing on his bed cause he wished to feel vibration in his body by Cosmo and Wanda, Poof was playing with Sparky, laughing and having fun "This is amazing" Timmy said.

"I call shotgun" Cosmo said. "You like it...now, you can vibrate yourself into anything you hit"? Wanda asked seeing this as a simple wish and nothing to dramatic or dangerous.

Timmy continued to jump until he was feeling like watching some television sohe started to bounce on his back and stop. "Boy, that was fun and exciting" He sat on the edge of the bed.

"Wow" Sparky went up to his owner "can I go next? He asked. "Hey, I want a do over" Cosmo said crossing his arms and looking away. His wife looked at him "What? He asked noticing.

"You do realize that we can float? She said raising an eye-brow. The husband had to think about think hard but you can hear nothing but crickets in his mind. Timmy jumped off, walked to get the remote, sat down in front and turned on the television.

He was watching his favorite show Crash Nebula until he herd his doorbell ran.

"I wonder if that's the pizza I ordered" Sparky said after dropping the stick, thrown by Poof that he wished up. Timmy grunted, got up and went out the door then peaked downstairs as he grabbed ahold on the rails.

Sparky went along with him, in hopes that the it was the guy. They heard laughter as it was Mr and Mrs. Turner "I bet it's the pizza that I ordered" He said to his wife and they opened the door.

It was suspected that somebody was there but they were gone now "Isn't this some kind of prank" Mr. Turner stepped out and looked around with his hands on his hips.

Honey, what's this gist basket doing here? She asked looking out and to the left. "Wha-"He turned to her and she took it in her hands "Come on, let's sit this down inside" She struggled but her husband helped her.

"Timmy, a little help here" His father said. He heard him and walked downstairs with Sparky. Grunting, his dad wished that this basket was light.

"Do your thing, Sparky" Timmy said. "You got it" He puts up his tail and made it possible. The basket became lighter to them. They managed to get the basket into the kitchen and sat it on the table.

Timmy patted Sparky on the head" Good boy "He said before the two went back upstairs. "Now that that struggle is out of the way, let's get this open. "She said before taking the plastic off.

Once it was taken off, she saw a note with on the end with glitter and a scent of roses which were Mr. Turner's favorite. "Mmm, it sure do smells nice" He said. Suddenly, Mrs. Turner just noticed that she had just remembered to vacuum and walked to get the vacuums out of the closet.

Mr. Turner took his time and hold the note and read it:

Dear. Mr. Turner, I was aware that you attended the Miss Dimmsdale beauty pageant, I was one of the guest judges, anyway, my name is unknown and I would like to personally ask you on a blind date so meet me

Sincerely, your secret admirer.

He placed the note down and gasped cause the mysterious person was interested in him and he's currently married "Hmm, I'll just sort this all out. He said like he was saying that nothing could get in the way of his marriage.

Meanwhile, Wanda was sighing as Sparky and Cosmo jumping on the bed holding hands and laughing together, she crossed her arms in annoyance until Juandissimo showed up posing his pecs as usual.

"Juandissimo, what're you doing here? She asked and Cosmo flew in front of her, protecting her "If you want her then you'll having to go through me" He said putting of his defensive face on.

The Spanish accented fairy just turned him into a turtle again like he did twice already, that could be his gag against his rival whenever he interferes with his flirting. Cosmo screamed REVENGE after blinking twice but Juandissimo literally zipped up his mouth.

"Now, I must confess to you...Wanda" He said taking her hand "I've come to realize that I've been selfish" He turned always from her and head his head down in shame while looking up in shame, eyes closed and his arms across his forehead.

"What do you mean? She asked feeling sorry for him for the second time. The Spanish fairy smiled and removed his arms "I'll wait for you, Wanda" He said proofing up some chocolates in his hands.

"Thanks" She said with a smile but he heard his wand go off "I'll be back for you but Remy needs me" He said in a heroic voice before poofing away. She sighed in relief and looked at her husband who mumbled and looked at her so she changed him back into fairy.

"You know, he really desperate to someone" Timmy said approaching the two. "I agree, I feel guilty cause I want him to be happy. "Hmmm, what if we put two and two together" Timmy said after crossing his arms."I'm not following you" She replied back.

"Get this, we can find somebody else who connects with him, who shares the same common goal. "I like that idea but who else do we know that's passionate with pink hair and nags? She asked.

"Hey, what about Cupid, he's a really fun guy...he could keep him company" He said getting the idea. "That. great to hear" she smiled and frowned "but, how do we get Juandissimo to fall in love with him? He asked.

Timmy tapped his chin on this one "I got it, we set up a dating profile for him, we get him to come back to us with Wanda's charm. Sport, I'm a bit worried...you can't force nobody to fall for you" She said fiddling with her wand.

"Come on, Wanda...I'm doing you a favor here" He putting a hand on his hips while rising an eye-brow. Temptation was overpowering her but she had to get him off of her back and if this was the way then it'll have to be concrete.

I always thought that Juandissimo was more attractive then Cupid cause honestly, I find foreigns people hopper then regulars, no offense and if you think that I'm being racist then your stupid.

If you didn't notice, Timmy's dad participated in the pageant in "Miss Dimmsdale" and that's when Catman fell for him, beauty and posture.