The Epic Story of Friends

A/N: This is it. The epic of Friends. Love, sex, murder, betrayal, it all be here baby. This is the styuff legend is made off. I expect it was run to about 50-100 chapters, maybe longer. All you need to do is R/R and to grab some popcorn. Set during S8

The One With Rachel's Mom

The grunting sounds of two dogs in heat came from the televison. Ross Gallar sat in front of the television attentively and aroused. Suddenlyft the door bursts open. Rachel's mother stands there. Ross, his face Red Ross, franticallye tries to button up. MRS GREEN! What are you doing here.?? GO AWAY. I was just came to see Rach said a Mrs Green. What are you doing Ross. She looked at the TV. Hmm interesting. You have nice equipment Rossy. I can see whybmy Rach chose to go out with you. Would youncare to put your club to use? Mrs Green! Are You Asking Me to Have S- E-X With You, Emma's grandmother? You're damn right I am. Okay sure I've always found very attractive Mrs Greene. Minutes Later Rachel came through the door. OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING???????????????????????? Rapidly risen, Mrs Green yelled I WAS INTRODUCTING ROSSY INTO The family! Mrs Greene raced out of the room like a hurted dog. MOM YOU FRGOT YOUR BRA whoops sorry ha han ha End of chapter 1