I've had this idea for a while I just never got around to typing it so now that all my other fics are updated I'll start on this one.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho though if they could just give me Yusuke I'll be happy but that's never gonna happen.

AN: since in some of my reviews people have said they've had trouble reading it because of the formatting I've gone ahead and fixed it.

Actions: /blah blah blah/

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Introducing the diseases

Kurama: Hello. It has come to our attention that many people have been becoming sick with very odd diseases from seeing us.

Yusuke: We have figured out what these diseases are and classified them according to how dangerous they can be, so if you see one of these infected people run . They are very dangerous.

Kurama: Each of us have decided to explain these diseases so you know what to do if this happens to you. There are many of these diseases and we will try to cover them all.

Hiei: Kurama will start his lessons first so pay attention!

Kuwabara: Calm down shrimp haw you ever been attacked by one of these diseased people?

Hiei: /silent/

Kuwabara: You have haven't you shrimp.

Hiei: SHUT UP! /starts chasing Kuwabara with his katana/

Kuwabara: HELP!

Kurama & Yusuke: /laugh nervously/

Kurama: well we'll be back telling about the very dangerous MYD or mad Yusuke disease . Good bye

Yusuke: Yeah. Now we have to go catch Hiei before he kills Kuwabara.

Kuwabara: /ducking and dodging Hiei's katana/ Will you two stop talking and get this crazy shrimp away from me!!

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See ya! and please R & R