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chapter 1
KG: Yes it is me with another new fic but before I start I would like to thank Demented Insane Spirit (DIS) for letting me use her magic button for this fic. :Bows to DIS repeatedly: I am not worthy :cries:
Kaiba: I am gonna hate this fic.
KG: Aww don't be like that Kaiba. I'll be in it.
Kaiba: Oo then that CAN'T be good.
KG: Bakura please do the disclaimer?
Bakura: Sure... KG don't own YGO nor DIS's button thingy.
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Kaiba was walking down the street with his tight leather pants on that he borrowed from Yugi earlier that day (dont ask what happened). He felt someone tug on his shirt. He turned around to see a small girl who looked homeless (A/N: wanna guess who that is?) , he glared at her. "What do you want?" He said pulling his shirt away from her.
"Please Mr. Seto Kaiba. May I have some money please? I havent eaten in days." She said nearly crying.
" No. Now go away you worthless pest." He started to walk away when some muttering caught his attention. He turned around to find the girl uttering a curse. " Oo wtf?"
" Your gonna regret not giving me money Kaiba. Now you and the males you know will go through a great change." She said then compleated the curse.
Kaiba then blacked out on the street and passed out. He awoken the next day in a room that he didnt recognize. "Joey! Wake up for school." Kaiba heard Serenity Wheeler say as she knocked on the door.
Kaiba got up and went to the nearest mirror to see that he was in Joey Wheeler's body. "OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!" Kaiba screamed nearly tripping after hearing his voice being turned into Joey's.
" Joey... is something wrong big brother?" Serenity asked conserned.
Kaiba had to think quick, he knew that Serenity would never believe him if he told her what is going on, he just decided to play as Joey until he could find out what to do. " Yes sis... I'm fine... I just...um... lost a card." Kaiba said realizing that he was in Joey's Red Eyes Black Dragon pajamas. Kaiba shuddered at the thought of Joey's underwear. He pulled his pants down to see that he had on Joey's white boxers with hearts that had Kaiba's name hand writen on them. " That sick ... I knew he ... :shudders:" He quickly put on a new set of clothes. A blue shirt and white leather pants on the count the only pants Joey had was leather. " How gay can this boy be?" Kaiba asked himself as he went downstairs to meet Serenity who was cooking breakfast for them. " What are you cooking?"
Serenity turned around and smiled. " I'm making pancakes, sasuage and eggs..." Serenity said as she put the food on plates and gave one to Kaiba and gave him some orange juice. She sat in front of Kaiba and smiled. " Joey... If I told you something... will you promise not to laugh or get mad?" She asked while fiddling with her yellow shirt that was halfway tucked into her green skirt.
Kaiba looked at her and shrugged. " Go ahead... not like I care." He started to take a sip out of his cup.
" Well... I love Seto Kaiba." She said then dodged the juice that Kaiba had spit out of his mouth from hearing this from Joey's sister. " I'm sorry if this is a shock...but I have loved him for about 5 months and I wanna tell him but I wanna tell him in a way where I'm not rejected... I mean I know that you have feelings for Kaiba... I can tell by your filthy underwear I have to wash with the stains and white stuff inside of them-" Serenity started but finished when Kaiba got up and started to walk out of the house. " Joey please wait..." She said but Kaiba kept on walking.
Kaiba walked toward his mansion trying to see if he can get in touch with Joey to find out what was going on when he had remembered the young girl he didnt give money to. " Shit... I have to find that brat now and make her undo this right now. He stopped by the pornographic shop when he saw the young girl in their reading play boy. Kaiba walked into the store and grabbed her by her arm and dragged her out side.
" NO RAPE RA..." She yelled before Kaiba covered her mouth to calm her down. After 3 minutes he took his hand off of her mouth. " Who are you... what do you want from me." She said trying to get away but was failing miserbaly.
" Its me Seto Kaiba... what the fuck did you do to me?" He said in a tone that scared the girl.
" I did nothing to you...I just gave you what you deserved." She then stuck her tongue out at him.
" NO FIX IT NOW!" He yelled.
She yanked her hand away and dusted her sides off and glared at Kaiba. " Even if i wanted to I cant..."
" What do you mean you cant!" He said starting to lose his patients.
" I mean I cant... you have to invent a body switching remote control..."
" Then make one dammit!"
"All i can do is watch...thats all... i'll help a little bit for food... deal?" She held her hand out for Kaiba to shake it.
Kaiba took her hand and shoke it. " Fine... whats your name?"
" My friends call me Kitsunegirl4ever but KG for short." KG said smiling at Kaiba knowing, and plotting every possible way to make his life hell.
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KG: phew that was alot ... well read and review and please give ideas or tell me whos body u want with who... flames are welcomed... I would like for my chracter to have some helpers with making the YGO gang's life bad. so if u want to help tell me what u want to be called and what chracter u want to tourcher.