We all know that Rainbow died during Pinkie's cupcake gathering. I thought what would happen if Rainbow Dash had actually shouted the right word? Read and review
"All right Dashie are you ready to begin our little game?" Pinkie cruelly asked as she had her knife close to Rainbow's Cutie Mark.
Rainbow Dash knew that if she wanted to get out alive then she must summon the only mare that outranks Pinkie Pie herself.
"MOLESTER!" Rainbow Dash screamed from the top of her lungs and seen a confused Pinkie Pie staring at her.
"What the buck are you talking about..." Pinkie started before the basement started shaking.
Another Pinkie Pie with a deflated mane and tail, and a darker pink fur came from the wall. This is Pinkamena Diane Pie, Pinkie's 'crazy' sister but she arrived just in time to save Rainbow Dash from death.
"STOP RIGHT THERE PERVERT!" Pinkamena shouted as she pulled out a gun.
"Oh shit..." Pinkie swore before Pinkamena started blasting her full of bullet holes and died.
Pinkamena stepped to Rainbow Dash and freed her from her bonds and helped her up.
"Don't worry Ms. Dash I got that killer of the streets for good." Pinkamena said as some stallions in officer uniforms came in and set up some crime scene tape and arrested the Cakes.
"Thank you Pinka, I owe you big time." Rainbow Dash said as she walked out of the basement with Pinkamena.
"No problem Dash, now if you excuse me we have too search the premises for information about her employers." Pinkamena told Dash as the Pegasus headed home.
Pinkamena found a card with the sun on it and an Illuminati insignia in the center. "Well Celestia you shall soon face the true meaning of Justice. A lot of ponies and non ponies say I'm insane but you are the true meaning of insane." Pinkamena said as she headed off to who knows where.
Tehehe an AU where Pinkamena is the good mare and Dash was saved is rare to find. Take a guess where I got my idea from
