Yo I was bored after Neko-con this past weekend and wrote this in my down time. Which I dressed up as none other than Sir Hellsing. If you want to see go to A fan's view. ( I am in the Saturday morning group first page and like 3 or 4 down)Depending on reviews or the flames (which by the way I probably will use to heat my room because it's friggin' cold right now) I will continue afterwards. Well enjoy.

I would also like to mention that yes at times the characters are a little oc but think, all we see is the business end, what if this how they act behind closed doors. So please do not bring that up and duh I don't own them but I do make up little fantasies with them. Oh Seraphina is mine and so will a couple others. You will meet them along the way.

Author note:

"Speech"

'Thought'

>Specking telepathically>

sounds or notes

Hope that makes it easier to read. It was a suggestion by my friend so here it goes.

"Seraphina! Seraphina, check in NOW!" Integra stood in a small both surrounded by TV screens and various monitors beeping. "Seraphina call in now or I will ground you for 2 weeks!"

"Lost angel, section 4, permission to stop commutations till test target, red bat, is silenced." Came a voice over the speaker behind Integra.

The man posted to monitor the looked over at Integra. She moved her head up and down. "Lost angel, we have a go on commutations break. You have ten minutes for final. Over."

"Radio down." click static

Integra stood looking at a monitor. It displayed a room in which Alucard stood in the middle. Two screens over Seraphina was creeping in a shadow.

>Alucard?>

>Yes, master.>

>Can you sense her yet?> Integra had always wondered how many powers the girl had and used or didn't even know about.> Is she anywhere near you?>

>Master, you are guarding heavily. But, alas, no I do not sense her yet. I get a dull pulse here and there but it most likely a small rat or something.>

>Could she be hiding her presence on accident?>

>You mean like I do, no pulse, no sound, no nothing? Yes it is possible. Is she reading that poem today?>

>Yes she is reading it at the show tonight. Are you coming with me?>

>Of course master.> He grinned. Even without seeing it on the screen Integra new he had grinned.

>TARGET ENGAGED > Flashed across Integra's mind in Seraphina's voice. 'Must have reached the room while I was talking with Alucard. Good girl.'

Before this scene starts, I would like to point out this story is for mature readers. Lets just put this way, if you can't read Laurel K Hamilton please go to a different story, while I may be mundane compared to her, I do get a little adult in some context. Thank you.

Switch to room with Alucard and now Seraphina. Seraphina is against a wall be hind Alucard, she released her own power into the wall. A shadow trailed toward him. He turned and grabbed it. "Seraphina, now, now you know that wouldn't work even on a minor vampire."

"No but your hats gone." Alucard looked at the girl across from him. Then he looked up and saw his hat gliding along the ceiling toward her. It reached her and fell on her head. "Tag your it."

"Master target silenced. Good job little one." Alucard smiled then disappeared into a shadow to appear by Integra. "She has my hat. Clever little part."

"What do expect of our..." Integra couldn't finish for Alucard's lips were on hers. It took her only a second to 1.) Remember a solider was present and 2.) To dismiss him, finally 3.) Deepen the kiss.

Integra opened her eyes and stared into Alucard's face, he had in some time picked her up. "Alucard just because you won the bet doesn't mean you get to do that in front of the staff. Put me down, I have a bit of paperwork to do."

"But I won't to collect now. How bought if we go to a more comfortable place," They dissolved in a black mist, "our room."

"Let me do those sheets and I'm yours all night. Vlad." Integra rose up from the bed and left. She didn't ever have as much paperwork as before. Freaks had taken to hiding in small groups outside of the Hellsing jurisdiction, only venturing when was literally a last choice. There was so much time for so much now. Even an air to the Hellsing throne, Seraphina. A miracle in a large portion. Born of Alucard and Integra she was a surprise to all.

The queen had ordered Integra to have an heir before the next year was out. No matter what. Alucard had heard this and decided to woo his master. It had worked considerably well.

FLASHBACK

"Alucard I would never dream of ever dating you." Integra screamed at him for the umpteenth millionth time. "My heir will not be VAMPURIC!"

"What if I stop maiming, killing, driving insane, or chasing away all those worthless men?" Alucard reclined in an office chair, in, duh, Integra's office.

"If it may save them and I form the queen's wrath then you have backed me into a corner. Fine a date it is, where to?" Integra sat and stared at her appointment book making sure she could attend, just so he would leave all those poor souls alone.

"Leave that all to me just be ready in a week form today at seven p.m. Where a nice something."

"What you expect me to where a dress? Never in your undead life, servant."

"Fine then I will have to where the dress." Alucard phased though the floors to his chambers, then sent a mental image of himself wearing something close to the police girl's outfit, just a little shorter.> FINE I WILL WHERE A DRESS FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY!>

Skip a week.

Integra stood still as she waited for Alucard at the front stairs. He appeared behind her in his black suit, no duster, no hat, and no glasses, just him. He looked gorgeous and for a second Integra couldn't think. She was stunned at how handsome he could really be. "My lady, your dinner will be served after a nice dance and walk. Which would you prefer first?"

"Uh... dance?" Integra wasn't sure if it was a joke or if he was serious, she had expected to try and pluck a nerve already, mess with her about her dress, or even try to get a reaction out of her.

"Right this way."

Her eyes picked up music down a hallway, and in the large dinning room Integra had only used maybe twice. Suddenly carnival of the animals picked up from the band in the corner Integra hadn't noticed. Alucard held his hand out with a neat little grin, and for once it was the insane one.

Integra took his hand and was led into a quick stepping waltz. She barely noticed when the song ended and anther picked up with almost the same tempo. The third song how ever she recognized as symphony no 5. They actually slowed for this one. Listening to the music. "Integra, I have no better way to tell you. I have watched you grow into a powerful strong woman. I have also watched a love for you grow. I want to always have just what we have now, us together as a couple surrendered to love beyond that of anyone. Please allow me into your heart in this one moment and say if you do that you love me as well."

Integra unable to say anything looked into his face and remember feelings long suppressed and hidden, yes she did harbor feeling for him, yes she did love, and yes she could allow him into her heart. "Yes, I do."

"Then let me steal that one first kiss, the one you will compare all the others to even if you don't choose me." Alucard keep them revolving on the floor, while a slow piece in Pines of Rome played.

"Kiss me and give me the kiss to judge all others by." Alucard lowered his lips to Integra's watching as her dress flowed out and wrapped around his legs as they stopped. He took her first kiss and molded it into a wet dream on her lips, made her believe they were not really on that floor but in a different place altogether, made her forget the band, the room, and her duty.

As the kiss deepened Integra moaned into Alucard's lips, right at the up sound in the song. A perfectly timed kissed. When Integra finally remembered she needed to breath she had to gasp away. Throwing her head back while wrapped in his arms, her loose her trailing over them. "Alucard I love you." She gasped into his chest as she rose up and pulled him into a hug.

"Should we take the walk now? It is a lovely, night. But to tell the truth it compares nothing to you and your beauty." Alucard looked at her wearing a black dress that covered her from the tops of her breasts to the floor, but only grazing it. It's sleeves finding the way down her arm till it reached her elbows. Which had gloves of a fine white satin to cover the rest of her arm and hand.

"Yes let us go on that walk; I would love to the grounds on a moonlit night. I have neglected to go out and walk for to long." Hand in hand they went out of what was supposed to be balcony doors but turned into a garden. It had been nearly 3 years since Integra had walked in the garden, but she had never noticed how truly beautiful it was at night. "I remember once saying you were cursed for never being able to see the world in its wonders at daytime, but now I realize I was mistaken. Its beauty does not sleep but intensifies."

"Integra, I have a gift for you, but you have to close your eyes." Alucard looked over at her profile in the moonlight. She never turned but responded all the same, by closing her eyes. From his pocket he pulled a piece of black silk lacing. Attached to it was the Hellsing family cross. Three crosses lying one atop the other slightly smaller as they went. He looped it around her neck and snapped it. "You can open them."

"I don't see a thing. Where is it?" Integra was by no means greedy but she did not like to be fooled.

"Go look in to the fountain and you will see it on you." Integra walked over and peered down, behind her the moon glowed around her head and she could Alucard but what caught her attention was the black choker on her neck and it's silver cross.

This choker is real and I will send a link to any one who may want to see it

"Alucard it is... I for once don't know what to say." Her hand went to it. It was so thoughtful. "Let us continue our walk and maybe I will think of a way to repay you for your gift."

"Yes mast..." This time Alucard was stopped by Integra's on his.

"Just Integral tonight. Come I want to continue."

"As you bid let us walk on." After nearly an hour of walking around Integra's stomach reminded her she, unlike Alucard, did need to eat. "Let us go have a proper dinner."

When they reentered the Manson, the dinning room now held a small table, obviously meant only for two. On one side was Integra's favorite dish, on the other one she had not seen before. "It is a favorite of mine. Made of some meats and garnishing I enjoyed some years ago and decided to enjoy again. I hope it is perfectly to your liking."

"Alucard I don't what to say, it's so wonderful." Integra went and grasped a glass of the wine that sat on the table. Alucard came up behind her and reached for his.

"How about a toast to us, if you choose me over all those unworthy twerps."

"To us." They both downed their wine and sat to eat. They had many more glasses of wine but no where near enough to be drunk for either yet when Integra asked if Alucard would like to come up to her room he suspected she had a little to much.

"Let us wait till tomorrow when we are both clear of head, and then we may do whatever you wish."

"I am clear Alucard. I know I love you and I don't care what anyone thinks anymore. I want to be with you not one of the heathens the Queen sends. You." To make her point complete she grabbed his collar and pulled him into a deep loving kiss.

4 Months later. Integra and Alucard have refused to tell anyone why she refuses all the suitors and what they have really been up to.

"Integra I worry for you. This is the second week you have been sick. Please for Hellsing's fate, if not your own have a doctor come to check you." Alucard lay half cover on her bed watching her throw up in a metal bucket by the bed.

"Fine, get dressed and find Walter, tell him to inform me of the appointment time." Integra took her towel and went to shower.

A few dozen hours later a doctor has came and taken a sample of Integra's blood for tests. Integra's office phone rings and she picks up.

"Hellsing, Sir Hellsing speaking."

"Yes, Sir Integra it is Dr. Bachman with the results of your tests."

"Well what are they? I do have work to do." Integra really didn't care, he would probably say she had a string of stomach flu, give her medicine and try to confine her to the bed. She was only a little right.

"You are pregnant, maybe a month or month and a half. Congratulations." He hung up. But Alucard phased into the office in time to see Integra faint, something he thought was impossible.

Skip once again to Integra 7 months pregnant and showing even though her tailored suits.

Walter had hired a painter as a Christmas gift to paint a picture of Integra and Alucard together. The best part about it was all they had to do was pose for some angle snap shots and he could paint it from that. Of course Alucard messed with her and the picture turned into one of them both smiling with him reaching around playing with her tie and her with a gun under his chin. He was also pulling her closer with his other hand. It was even hard to tell she was 7 months in the picture. When the product had been unveiled at a dinner hosted by the Queen it shocked many. One because they now knew who the mysterious father was and two because Integra looked happy, and just not the dopy happy, the I'm in love with my soul-mate happy.

The Queen had taken her aside later and asked some questions, "Sir Integral, do you understand that the child you carry is part vampire and part Hellsing, making it the holiest, un-holiest object known to this old lady?"

"I guessed that your Majesty."

"Well then I'm glad you finally found the one you love. You both look quite happy but isn't the age an issue?"

"It would be an issue with anyone, so no it is not. Now please excuse me I wish to go sit and possible dance later."

"Dance? When have you ever danced at any function?" The Queen's utter surprise amused Integra.

"Since my lover showed me how." Integra walked away in high sprits, and dance she did. Right as Carnival of the Animals began playing, she had taken a new liking to the song.

One last comment was made before her and Alucard left. "If a vampire was the only thing strong enough to claim her head then maybe Hellsing is tougher then we thought."

END FLASHBACK

The next day after the test for Seraphina, somewhere around 3 in the morning.

"Our daughter did much better then we thought she would ever do. Why not give a mission?" Alucard lay on the bed in what was now called their room by the staff. Thumping from a bass could be heard from three rooms over in Seraphina's room. Seras was probably in there with her listening to some cd she had got.

"I'm not sure Vlad, I don't want her hurt." She had begun him Vlad as a sign she truly loved him. He had said it meant more to him then an 'I love you' muttered into a rich sweet kiss.

Integra sat on the edge of the bed. Her hair now down to her knees pooled behind her. She was nude save for underwear, as was Alucard. "Hurt and injure are different. You are hurting her by telling her she is too young to do what you did three years before her. Just think about it, I want you both happy."

"I know." Integra raised up grabbed a towel and went to shower. She was followed by Alucard.

Okay... REVIEW! Please I will give you a villain in the next chapter I promise and as a bonus a boyfriend for Seraphina, a 9 dollar value for the low, low price of one review.

Well that's it. There is a plot. Um you can't see it yet because... I made this chapter over 2,000 words and I can't type anymore. It hurts.

Oh poll to because I believe readers should have a saw in how the book or story goes. So by popular demand the villain will either be:

A Nuts stalker bent on using Seraphina as a sacrifice for some hell demon, let's call him bob for now.

B A pimple faced bug on my computer screen. (DIE smashes with ball of paper) Opps I killed villain. NOOO POOR VILLIAN AND HIS FAMILY WAHHH!

C Someone bent on world dominion or

D Whatever my crazed mine comes up with. ( I like this one because right now the villain I have in mind is a man who comes from, well I can't tell that but I will tell you he has inside info about all the Hellsing staff and family. And no it is not a rip off from anther story as a friend pointed out. If it is similar in any way to a story you write please under stand I meant that not to happen these are all what I thought sounded original for the Hellsing people.)

Peace,

HENTAI SHA

RANCID BLOOD.

Oh the poem I mention kind of got replaced by the flash back if you would like I can add it to the next chapter. Let me know.