This is an oneshot where you (the reader) are the main character. You live in Happy Tree Town and all the characters are humans. Then you see this space _ that means you just put your name there while you reading.

In this fic Lumpy is 19 years old, tall, with light blue eyes, light blue hair with a little yellow at both sides, he wears a pair of yellow earrings like antlers, he wears a light blue shirt and jeans.

I don't own Happy Tree Friends

Idiots can love

It is a normal morning in Happy Tree Town. You 're going for breakfast to the cafe. You 're going inside and see Lumpy working behind the counter with the Mole and Toothy is sitting and waiting for his order.

"Good morning guys'' you say.

"Good morning _'' they say in unison.

" Lumpy, I want to order...'' but Lumpy cuted you off saying '' Donuts with cinnamon and hot chocolate'' and brought the order.

"How did you know I will order this? And you even prepared the order before I come.'' you said in amazement taking your order and paying him.

He took the money blushing and put his hand behind his neck and said. " Uhh...it's just you everyday order the same...and I thought they are your favorite...and I want to ask y-'' he was cutted off, because of Toothy's screams.

You turned your head and saw that Mole accidentally had spilled all the hot coffe on Toothy's face. He was holding his face with his hands and started to run to the sink, but he tripped and broke his head at the edge of the sink. Blood spilled on the floor and he died. After you saw this scene leaved the cafe before something else happen and went to eat at the park.

You sat on a bench and ate your breakfast. Then you desided to leave you saw Lumpy walking at the park with an axe. Then you came near the road, DB came dansing and started to flirt whith you.

"You 're annoying! Leave me alone! Go and flirt with womans at your own age!'' you yelled annoyed.

"Come on _ admit that you like it.'' he said and tried to grab you whith his hand.

Suddenly an axe came flying between you and choped DB hand. He looked at his hand and started to scream and run in circles in the middle of the road. You looked at the direction where the axe came from and saw Lumpy running to you direction. Then he came, he took the axe and said to DB who was standing in middle of the road ''Sorry! It slipped!''

DB started to yell ''YOU F***ING IDIOT ! YOU-'' and then a truck hit him and he died (Mole was driving)

You took a quick glance at Lumpy and saw him looking at DB with an evil smirk. He turned to you with an worried expression and asked "Are you ok? I didn't hit you with the axe anywere? Did he do something to you?''

''I'm ok. Your axe saved me from this pedobear. I owe you'' you said and smiled at him.

He blushed and started to swing his axe back and forth. It slipped and went flying and choped Nutty's head killing him instantly. But Lumpy was looking at you still blushing and said nervously. "Uhh... _ I wanted to ask you something this morning at the cafe but Toothy distracted me and then you was gone...'' he now was bright red.

"What do you want to ask me Lumpy?" you said curious.

" ...I wanted to know if...if you want to...come to the night fastival with me.'' he said looking away still blushing.

You blushed the you heard that, your heart was pounding like crazy. You take a better look at him and you notice how handsome he is and how cute he looks then he is blushing. And you blushed more.

"Y-yes, yes of course. I would love to'' you said to him.

He looked at you surprised. Then he hugged you, lifting you from the ground and kissed your lips. Then he put you down having his goofy grin and run away jumping from happiness.

He leaved you there dumbfounded and you said ''Wha-what just happened?''

This gonna be a looooong night at the festival.