Hi everyone!

Holy Dolls and Cars is my first story. I couldn't find a story similair to this, what was pretty strange. Over 23.000 stories on this site and no story like this? Well, someone has to be the first, right? ME.

AU. The Olympians are in kindergarten! Oh no. What will happen? Fights, pranks, maybe even little romances. This is gonna be a mess.

Disclaimer: hmm. Strange thing to have a disclaimer about something no one really owns... Well, guess I should say that I don't own Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Oh, and flames are accepted. But flamers - not so dear flamers - why do you waste your time on flaming? You can do something else, like uhm... O I have an idea: bake cupcakes! They are soooo delicious.

And it is AU because the gods are all the same age and they are no relatives.

I grabbed my mother's hand tightly. I saw a building as big as my own house. I knew that this was the place I would be staying a big part of the day, five times a week. This was certainly not the place I wanted to be: I wanted to be at home, with my mother. She played with me, hugged me, loved me... I didn't want to be with other people, my mom was everything to me.

"Hello, young man."

I noticed that I was looking at the ground while walking, so I didn't notice someone standing in front of me. I lifted my head and saw an old woman. Her hair was grey, she had blue eyes and lots of lines on her face. "My name is Gaia. What is your name, little guy?"

She kneeled in front of me and our faces were on the same height. She had a lovely smile. But I, as cocky as I was, didn't want to say my name. Maybe mom would keep me at home if I didn't like it here. Only mom gave me a little push in the back. Sighing, I said my name. "Ares."

Gaia nodded and reached her hand out. "Ares, are you ready to go to kindergarten?"

I turned my head back to the ground. I wanted to say 'no', but I knew that my mother would punish me for being rude. Instead of saying that, I pulled my mom's sleeve. "Can't we go back home?" I said.

"I now you're scared, sweetheart. But you're going to make lots of friends. And I'll pick you up later, okay?" Mom said while she ran her hand through my hair. Slowly, but with reluctance, I nodded. Gaia took my hand and I walked through the doors of kindergarten.

And there I was, in kindergarten. When I walked in I saw lots of different things: balls, dolls, cars and plastic weapons. In the middle of the room was a big table, I guess for 15 people. On the walls hung posters and lots of drawings.

"Ares, why don't you go and meet the other kids?" Gaia asked. But wherever I looked; I didn't see anyone. I was about to ask "other kids?" when one screaming boy ran in. "AAAAH!" He screamed while he jumped up and down. Not a second later a girl ran in. "That was not funny! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!"

I watched the two run into an other room. Gaia, standing beside me, sighed. "I'll be back." she walked away from me. "Poseidon, Athena...!"

I grinned. Maybe this was fun.

Sooo... What do you think? Do you want more...?

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