Another fill for the DGM kink meme, all this porn can't be good for me.
The prompt was: "Pickup lines, anyone? The worse, the better."
This will be a multi-chap, but the chapters are going to be real short, even shorter than my chapters usually are.
Disclaimer: I don't own DGM.
"Ooh, very nice. Say right there, that's it, Kanda."
"I will end you, stupid Rabbit."
Not that Kanda was in any position to end anyone. With neither Mugen nor any combat skills that didn't involve a weapon he was helpless. Helpless and mostly naked, exactly the way Lavi liked him.
The redhead had run into the man on his way out of the Order's showers, literally. The smaller man had tumbled down, short towel caught only by virtue of his powerful thigh muscles, which clenched it in place over his favourite area. Lavi just stood and laughed, though the giggles sounded more like a perverse Frenchman than the innocent peals that usually came from him.
"I will fucking tie to a chair and beat you. With a stick. Until Mugen's fixed, then I'll cut you into little bite seized pieces of stupid Rabbit and serve you to the Moyashi."
But that was Monday.