Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts 1-2 Chain of Memories, if I did, Roxas and Axel would bang on cue
Xemnas sighed, he hated chore day for exactly this reason.
"Fuck chores, why the hell do I have to do shit?" He looked up to Axel,
"It's like sex with Kolby Briant, you can kick or scream all you want, but it's going to happen." Axel sighed,
"But I hate dusting, it fucking sucks."
"No, that's you." Xigbar said, as he drew a piece of paper out of a hat. He read it,
"Damn it, I got to clean the bathroom."
"HAHA" Axel said pointing at the man. Marluxia walked up and drew,
"Cutting the grass." he read aloud,
"That's too easy, he's got the scythe thing, I demand he does something else." Demyx demanded from his seat,
"Shut up and go mop up those damn puddles." Xemnas said in an irritated voice.
"But they are my friends." Demyx whined. Xemnas shrugged,
"Get the fuck over it and get to mopping." Roxas looked at his chore,
"Could be worst, we barely ever use the car, so mine it's pretty easy to wash it." Xigbar glared at him with his good eye.
"What sucks, is that Larxene is banging Xemnas, so she can sit in the library and read her damn book." When the man turned to leave, Xemnas punched him in the back of the skull. Luxord cursed and stalked off.
"That should be everybody." Xemnas said, looking into the hat. Demyx sighed and got up,
"I really hate Thursdays." He said as he grabbed the mop from the closet. Zexion walked up behind him, he reach passed the blonde and grabbed the bleach. He turned to leave, when Demyx pinched his ass and ran off. The quite man turned to confront the mischievous motherfucker, but he had already run out of sight. Zexion turned and continued on to the laundry room.
Axel eyed the feather duster with a look of hatred.
"I hate you." He said to it. He sighed and picked it up, and began to rub it on the different pieces of furniture near him. He sighed,
"This sucks." He continued to swipe the duster around the room. In the adjacent room, Xaldin was staring down a pile of dirty dishes. He poked a plate with one of his spears and it shattered. Roxas turned to see what the noise was,
"NOT MY 'MY LITTLE PONY' PLATE." He yelled looking at eh shattered pieces. Tears started to stream down the young teen's face as he solemnly picked up the shards of his favorite plate. Xaldin shrugged and continued to poke plates with his spear. Axel walked in to the kitchen, casually swinging the feather duster around, to see Roxas crying on the floor.
"What's wrong?" he asked as he picked the teen off the floor.
"My… plate… broke." He said between sobs. Axel sighed,
"It's not the end of the world."
"But it's the end of my plate." Roxas whined, Axel laughed,
"Damn it Axel, get that fucking infant out of here. I'm trying to wash the dishes." Xaldin yelled,
"You're just poking them with your spear."
"What the hell's the difference?"
"Mental note, don't use the plates until next Thursday." Xaldin shrugged,
"Just get Roxas out of here, he's annoying the hell out of me." Axel nodded and took Roxas out of the kitchen, he looked around quickly, and shoved Roxas in a nearby closet, he followed him in and shut the door behind him.
Demyx sighed as he mopped up another of many puddles. He put the mop aside, and stated to wander around the compound. He looked out of the window, to see Marluxia cutting grass, trees, and bushes with his scythe, leaving all the flowers standing. Demyx continued until he reached the library, he cracked the door open to see Larxene and Xemnas going at like two rabbits. He quickly closed the door and ran off. As he reached the laundry room, he heard some movement coming from within. He looked in the door, and saw Zexion trying to get the lint trap out of the dryer. Demyx walked up behind him and tapped his shoulder, when Zexion turned, Demyx darted to the right, so as not to be seen. Zexion shrugged and continued to fix the dryer. Demyx tapped his shoulder again, this time when Zexion turned, Demyx leaned in, and their lips met. Zexion's face flushed, and Demyx smiled. As the quite teen stood there shocked, Demyx winked at him and walked off. After a few steps, he turned his head to see Zexion following behind him.
'Hooray!' Demyx thought as he led Zexion to his bedroom.
Xigbar sighed as he stared at the porcelain toilet sitting in front of him. He looked over the toilet brush and plunger,
"I hate this so much." he grabbed the brush and started to scrub the inside of the toilet,
"I know Xemnas rigged the hat so I'd have to do this. I'd kill him if he wasn't screwing around with Larxene." he said, thinking about what Larxene would do to him if he interrupted them. He swallowed nervously and scratched his head. He turned to grab some cleaner, when he tripped over his robes, and fell face first into the toilet. EH cursed loudly as he stood up, covered in water. He turned, to see Luxord walking past with a few pillows in his hands.
"Sucks to be you." He said as he walked off. Xigbar grumbled as he grabbed a nearby towel and dried his face. The one-eyed man followed behind Luxord quickly to maul him but when he entered the room Luxord had entered, the door slammed shut and Luxord grabbed Xigbar and pulled him onto the bed.
Xemnas left the library, casually fixing his robes as he walked. He looked around, seeing a few members of the organization missing. He looked out the window to see Marluxia still slicing away at plant life around the compound. He saw Vexen sweeping the dirt of the front porch, and Lexaeus failing miserably to sew a few holes in a couple of robes. Xemnas heard a few rustled movements from a closet near him and he knocked on the door,
"Occupied, go away." Axel's voice came. Xemnas was about to yell something about not hiding from the feather duster, when he heard Roxas moan inside the closet.