A/N: Hi, this is a very unrealistic and random fic by Lady Jarine, Little Lily Granger, 9boxesofpenguins and dudlesismylittlefuzzybunny. It's just a random idea we had, and we are fully aware that it could never happen in real life (or in Harry Potter life anyway).
Disclaimer: We do not own anything in Harry Potter. We do however own Author 1, Author 2, Author 3 and Author 4, as they are us.
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One day at Hogwarts…
Professor McGonagal walked into the Gryffindor Common room and tried to get everyone's attention. And by attempt, we mean literally.
"Hey, everyone!" she finally shouted. "All Slytherins are about to be expelled!"
Well, that certainly got everyone's attention. They all looked over in joy but refrained from shouting for joy when they saw her.
"But Professor…" said Hermione
"Just kidding" said Professor McGonagal "Now that I have your attention, I have an announcement to make. Each quiddich team will now be obliged to have a cheerleading squad."
The Creevy brothers looked up in great interest
"Boys will not be allowed on the cheerleading teams as the uniform involves very very short miniskirts. And I swear that that was Professor Snape's idea."
"EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!" yelled everyone in the room except Professor McGonagal who simply made a face (a disgusted one).
"Anyway, you, Granger, will be the head cheerleader of the Gryffindor Squad because you are intelligent, can keep a cool head, and you would not let it get in the way of your school work."
"WHAT???!!!" yelled Hermione.
"Huh?!" said Ron, suddenly taking interest. Ginny promptly whacked him on the back of the head.
"Granger, I want a list of nine other girls for the team on my desk in an hour. No exceptions."
"WHAT?! I can't be on the team!! What about S.P.E.W.?!"
"Spew can wait, Miss Granger."
"It's not spew!! It's S.P.E.W.!!"
"Whatever," said everyone in the common room as Professor McGonagal left.
"Oooooooooh!" squealed Lavender. "I can't wait! This cheerleading team is going to be so much fun!"
"You don't get to be on it, because I don't like you," said Hermione.
"Hermione," said Ginny. "That was mean. Wow! Good job, you're really toughening up!"
"I like a tough girl." Said Ron
"Ron" said Hermione, turning to him angrily "Do you want me to hex you?!" she promptly turned on her heel and walked to the other side of the common room
"I love it when they play hard to get" mumbled Ron to himself
"So Ron" said some random dude, poking fun at Ron "Are you gonna go to every practice to see your girlfriend in a miniskirt?"
As the miniskirt picture popped into his head, Ron began to drool.
"Ummmm…" said Harry, filling in for Ron "They're not going out"
"Maybe they should" said the random dude and walked off
Hermione rolled her eyes and turned to Ginny. "Hey, Gin, you want to be on the team?"
"Eh, sure, why not?" said Ginny.
"Huh?" said Harry, suddenly much resembling of Ron.
"Hey, can I be on the team too?" asked Parvati.
"Sure," said Hermione.
An hour later, Hermione walked into Prof. McGonagal's office with a very organized list of girls for the cheerleading squad that included Ginny, Parvati and herself, but not Lavender. Never Lavender.
"Right," said Prof. McGonagal after receiving the list. "Now, tell all of the girls on the list to come here tomorrow at noon for the fitting of their outfits by Madame Malkin and some instructions for their cheerleading.
"You got Madame Maklin to come in?" asked Hermione.
"Well, yes," replied to prof. McGonagal. "You think she gets that much work when it's not just before the school year?"
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A/N: Muuahahaha! Our evil plot is well underway! Actually, it's not an evil plot. It's hard to even call it a plot, because when you really think about it, it's not; it's a stupid yet mildly amusing fanfic that we made up when we were bored. Hope you liked it anyway. Please note that this fic will probably only have about five chapters.
Please review to tell us what you think! Was it funny? Or are we just too high on sugar?