Summary: When Alice Kirkland and her half-brother Francis find a map to the city of Hamunaptra it leads to a whole chain of events that no one could predict.

Warnings: Genderbending, swearing, violence, undead mummies and did I mention genderbending? Also come characters will be OCC

Do I look like I own either Hetalia or the Mummy?

Pairings: USUK, Austria/Hungary/Prussia

Egyptian

Prelude

In long ago Egypt, in the year of 1290 BC, the sun was blazing with pyramids in the background, as workers and slaves were working on a giant statue with the face of a man on it. In the city below it, people were talking in the streets with children yelling and playing. It was the city of Thebes, the City of the Living and the crown jewel of Pharaoh Roderich the First.

On a road, guards were bowing as a man on a chariot was riding past. The man on the chariot had brown hair and violet eyes. The man was the Pharaoh himself, returning from a chariot ride and looking forward for spending time with his Mistress.

As the sun set, a man stood by a baloney, watching the city. He had white hair and blood red eyes, dressed in robes of black and gold. He was Gilbert, the Pharaoh's High Priest and keeper of the dead.

Walking down a hallway was a woman with long light brown hair and green eyes. She wore so much makeup on her that it barley looked like she was wearing clothes. Her name was Elizabeta, Pharaoh Roderich's mistress. No other man was allowed to touch her.

Elizabeta walked into a large room with statues in it. Walking to the end of the room, she pushed a large golden cloth away and stepped into the back room. Her walk sped up until she ran into Gilbert and stood before him. She lightly stroked his face. Staring at the brunette, Gilbert captured her face with his hands as they passionately kissed. As the two were kissing, one of Gilbert's wandering hands smudged the makeup on one of Elizabeta's shoulders.

The slaves had almost completely closed the doors when it was pushed open by Roderich himself.

"What are you doing here?" The pharaoh asked, looking around. He walked forwards, to the room where Elizabeta and Gilbert were standing in as the slaves closed the doors.

When the Pharaoh had opened the curtains only his mistress was there, one hand behind her back. Roderich moved closer as Elizabeta just stood there. The male brunette's eyes caught sight of the smudged makeup on her shoulder.

"Who has touched you?!" He asked outraged, pointing to the smudge. His mistress looks at the smidge slowly before snapping her head back at Roderich, looking beyond him and at someone behind him. The Pharaoh turned his head to see Gilbert standing behind him who yanked Roderich's sword from his waist and held it up. Roderich looked at his high priest. "Gilbert?! My Priest!" The Brunette groans and screams when Elizabeta stabbed him in the back with the knife she had been hiding from him. Gilbert swung the sword so it slashed at the Pharaoh who screamed again.

On the other side of the curtain, the slaves heard the Pharaoh scream and moved closer as they saw what was happening through the shadows. Roderich was being stabbed and slashed multiple times.

The two lovers stopped their assault when they head the yelling of the Pharaoh's body guards moving closer and trying to open the door to the chamber.

"Pharaoh's Bodyguards," Gilbert said. The timing was unawesome.

The bodyguards were trying to break down the door, in hopes of saving their Pharaoh.

Elizabeta turned to Gilbert and said fancily; "You must go! Save your self!"

"No," replied the albino.

"Only you can resurrect me!" the brunette said, hoping to save her lover. Gilbert turned to her just as the many men with swords broke open the door, rushing in with hopes of saving Roderich.

"The awesome me won't leave you!" Gilbert yelled as the slaves grabbed him ready to drag him away as the bodyguards moved closer. "Get away from me!" He yelled at the slaves, angry. "You shall live again!" Gilbert swore as he was drug away from the room. "I will resurrect you!"

Elizabeta turned to face the guards as they opened the curtains. She stood behind Roderich's dead body, holding a bloody knife. The guard's gasped at the sight.

"My body is no longer his temple!" She spat as she raised the knife and impaled herself in the stomach. Gilbert watched, hidden as she killed herself and turned away as though in pain, closing his red eyes.

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Late that night, a group of chariots raced towards Hamunaptra, the one place where Gilbert would resurrect Elizabeta. The albino had broken into her crypt and stole both her body and the Book of the Dead.

Deep in the city, Gilbert laid Elizabeta's body onto a stone bed-like structure as his priests all bowed chanting.

The High Priest was chanting from the book and the soul of Elizabeta had been raised from a black pond of what looked like goo and placed into her body. The Pharaoh's mistress gasped as she opened her eyes.

However before Gilbert could finish the raising by stabbing her, the bodyguards of the dead Roderich had stopped him and Elizabeta's soul returned to the Land of the Dead.

As punishment Gilbert's priests were commended to be mummified alive while Gilbert was commended to be submitted to the Hom-Dai, the worst of all ancient curses, one so horrible it had never been used before.

Gilbert's tongue was cut out and he was wrapped alive in bandages and placed in a sarcophagus with scarabs poured into his sarcophagus which was closed. The sarcophagus was locked with a special key several times and buried deep underground.

Gilbert was to stay sealed in this prison, never to be released to be undead forever more. The bodyguards – the Magi* would never let him be released or he would arise a walking disease, a plague on humankind … an unholy flesh eater with the strength of ages with power over the sands and the glory of invincibility.

Gilbert and his prison was placed at the feet of a large statue which would be worn down over the years and mostly covered by sand as gun shots of a battle ragged on in the early 1930's.

TBC …

*That is how my DVD subtitles spells it and if it is incorrect I will correct it.

Personally I thought that the Mummy and Hetalia had things in common and would be great for a crossover.

I know I should be working on Fullmetal Awesomest but this kept on bugging me and bugging me until I had to write it. Personally I hope that you will enjoy this as much as I will. However, I am working on several things at once so updates might take a while.

So could you all do me a favor and read and review this story for me? It would make me feel a lot better and reviews make me write faster.

Well, adios amigos!