Well, I was going to post a companion to Jayna F.T.W today, but then I am Reyna daughter of Bellona and I were having a conversation about who was weirder, so we called it a tie and named Leo the king, and thus, this was born, you'll understand why everything is topsy-turvy at the end, and yes, it is as weird as I could imagine.

Disclaimer: Hello, I'm WELSH, a proud WELSH GIRL! I am not a man living in Texas, although I would like to meet a man living in Texas. Well, this is getting rather long. Enjoy.

Piper's Point of View:

I sighed bored as I sat on my throne, my husband, Leo, King of the town of Awesomeness, was laughing as his jester, Sir Jason Grace-Laughs-A-Lot told corny jokes, I delicately nibbled on a biscuit that my handsmaid, Reyna Grace, Jason's wife, had placed there, for our delight. Leo laughed louder as Jason told a particually cheesy joke, causing me to roll my eyes, what Reyna saw in him baffled me.

"You may go now." I dismissed Jason, he left the room and I turned to Leo, who was now petting our dogs, Argentum and Aurum, figures a man would pay more attention to his dogs than his wife.

"Well, this is cozy, just you, me, the kids out, the dogs." Leo mused, I sighed and rested my chin on my hand, this was so boring. Suddenly the door flew open and Annabeth, Percy, Frank and Hazel stormed in.

"Leo! We don't want to play this anymore." Annabeth demanded, the other three nodding along.

"Why not, as king of Awesomeness, I command thee to tell me why!" Leo yelled.

"Because supreme commander of idiocy, this is sexist, you're a pig and we don't like being treated lowly." Reyna snarked as she re-entered the room, she took off her old-fashioned white hat and slammed it over Leo's head. "Argentum, Aurum, to me." Reyna ordered as she turned around in a huff, she paused to give Jason a quick kiss before stalking out of the principalis, her dogs on her heels.

"Well, this game was good for something, Jason didn't even have to grow up." Leo chirped happily, I rolled my eyes and followed Reyna out of the room, throwing off my crown and cape as I left, Leo and his childish games, what possessed us to play Castles?

Yeah, I saw no other end result other than this, I'm tired, need my nap and really knackered. So, I hope you enjoyed and credit to I am Reyna daughter of Bellona for prompting me to write this, because really, she is a genius, please go read her stories, she is amazing, and Ray, I know you're reading this, you really are amazing.

And because I'm me I threw in my second daily dosage of Jeyna, just because I mentioned Reyna was the court jester's wife, yes, I am that awesome.

Night.

GDRR

P.S. This was 301 words, I'm pretty sure it's a drabble though.