Diary of a Mad Mario:
06/26/2009
First time ever writing in a diary. I'd have to say it kinda feels weird. I feel like some kinda chick or something. Do guys actually do this kinda thing? I don't know of any guy that writes in a diary. Well, except for Luigi. What a fag. He's the one that suggested I write in this stupid thing. He thinks I have "anger issues" that I need to work on. If that prick had to work his ass off saving that bitch Peach he'd have "anger issues" too. You'd think she'd stop getting her ass into trouble. And she always yells at me for taking too long. If only she knew all the work I have to do for her! I mean come on, there are so many worlds and levels I have to go through just to get to the stupid hoe.
06/27/2009
I hate Bowser. He's such a dick. It's all his fault. He's always snatching her up and shit. What's his problem? Does he like Peach or what? If he likes the dumb bitch, why don't he just keep her? Why does he always taunt me and make me go get her? I don't want her.
06/28/2009
And then there's Daisy. She's always nagging me too. I swear it feels like I'm married to both of them bitches. And I don't like either one of them! Bowser can keep them! I don't care if he kills 'em. The only person I can count on is Yoshi. He doesn't talk much. That's why I like him. Aww damn it! Peach fell down a hole into another world again. I guess this ends my speech. Or whatever you wanna call it. I don't know. I still don't get this whole diary thing. Stupid Luigi. What a fag.
Peace bitches.