Wibbly-wobbly, Timy-wimy Chatroom
A/n Hello, Whovians. It's raining, and I'm really bored and wanted to write something really informal… So I thought what the heck? I will be updating often, every day if I can manage it and not lose inspiration, just to give you lot something interesting and hopefully amusing to read. I do not own Doctor Who; that honor goes to Mr. Steven Moffat and the BBC. Enjoy and let me know what you think.
Chapter One: How Does This Even Work?
10:30 AM
**Oswin has signed on.**
**Oswin has created a new chat with TwelfthDoctor.**
Oswin: Hi.
**TwelfthDoctor has signed on.**
TwelfthDoctor: Clara, what is the point of this computer chat?
Oswin: It's fun, and it will let us keep in touch while I'm not able to travel with you. :)
TwelfthDoctor: I can just come and visit you without traveling. And what is :)?
Oswin: It's a smiley.
TwelfthDoctor: How?
Oswin: It just… is.
TwelfthDoctor: Adding the TARDIS so I can pinpoint your location. Something has obviously happened to the real Clara. She never wants to talk to me.
**TwelfthDoctor added TARDIS to this conversation.**
Oswin: I'm fine. I am the real Clara, and I do want to talk to you. I made this because I was bored on my free period.
**TARDIS has added NinthDoctor, TenthDoctor, EleventhDoctor, amypond, RiverSong, rorytheroman, TenthIi & therealrose to this conversation.**
TwelfthDoctor: What?! Please, remove all these people from the conversation.
TARDIS: No. You needed your friends… You will? Tenses are so confusing!
**therealrose has signed on.**
Oswin: Hello?
therealrose: Blimey u wouln't believe how many ppl r pretendinn 2 b me! Hello :)
**TenthDoctor has signed on.**
TenthDoctor: Rose?! What? What? What?!
therealrose: Hello doctor!
TenthDoctor: How does this work? How are you here? How are things in the alternate universe?
TwelfthDoctor: How DID my past incarnations get in here?
TARDIS: I have adapted the computers of the users of this website so they can connect through the firewall of universes. You can thank me, rather than shout at me, you know.
TwelfthDoctor: Yes, all right, thank you.
TARDIS: You're welcome, Thief. See? It wasn't so hard.
Oswin: So the past three regenerations of… you are in my chat?
A/N: Sorry, forgot to warn you, but the grammar and spelling screwups were intentional.
therealrose: guess so. things r ok here, bit boring. miss u :)
TenthDoctor: Yeah, I miss you too.
therealrose: gotta go ur metacrisis is trying 2 plant a banana tree in th garden…
**therealrose has signed off.**
Oswin: Doctor, er, my doctor, you never told me you had a friend who's trapped in an alternate universe… Not that I didn't already know…
TwelfthDoctor: You never asked. Is this confuse the Doctor day?
TenthDoctor: I'm starting to think so.
**EleventhDoctor has signed on.**
EleventhDoctor: Hi guys.
Oswin: Doctor!
EleventhDoctor: Clara, how are things? I see someone added the Ponds. That's good. And the TARDIS! How are you, old girl?
TARDIS: I am doing very well, thank you.
Oswin: You turned into a grandpa! I am so going to slap you when I see you next!
EleventhDoctor: Clara, you know I can't pick the face I wear next.
Oswin: I know. He looks like a stick insect.
TenthDoctor: And he's still not ginger?
Oswin: nope.
TenthDoctor: STILL NOT GINGER!
TenthDoctor: Going now, I think I've just passed a black hole.
**TenthDoctor has signed off.**
**RiverSong has signed on.**
RiverSong: Hello, sweetie.
EleventhDoctor: River! You'r here too?
RiverSong: Obviously sweetie.
EleventhDoctor: How is being away from Stormcage?
RiverSong: Oh, I'm back there again… Apparently, someone still had records of…that day.
EleventhDoctor: I can delete them.
RiverSong: You're dead. I'll just escape.
Oswin: River? But you're dead, aren't you? Why were you in prison.
RiverSong: Ask the Doctor.
TwelfthDoctor: It's complicated Clara.
Oswin: Everything's complicated with you. *grumbling*
EleventhDoctor: So, new grandpa me. Do I still wear bowties?
TwelfthDoctor: No.
EleventhDoctor: But bowties are cool!
Oswin: He doesn't think so. Neither do I.
EleventhDoctor: when I asked, you said you liked it.
Oswin: I lied.
Oswin: I have to go. My free hour's over. Bye, doctors. Bye River.
TwelfthDoctor: I will see you next Wednesday?
Oswin: If you remember. And if it's my choice.
TwelfthDoctor: Fine.
**Oswin has signed off.**
EleventhDoctor: Have to go. Something's going on with the TARDIS. adfuoaeirgugrheruihg
**EleventhDoctor has signed off.**
TARDIS:: Oh, I remember that! He nearly exploded me because he spilled fish custard on the console. FISH CUSTARD!
RiverSong: How did I miss that?
TARDIS: You were at the Lunar University. He told you.
RiverSong: No he didn't.
TARDIS: Then he will I think I got the tense wrong again…
RiverSong: Time to escape.
*RiverSong & TwelfthDoctor have signed off.**