It was 9 pm and those little faggots where finally getting picked up by their parents. he loved his grandkids and called them happy little mistakes, but to him, they were still faggots. When they were picked up he went right to his computer. They called his family the pickles for a reason. He whipped his penis out of his old man pants and stuck it in his sink. He liked sticking his cock under the water and turning the heat all the way up. He liked the blisters. "Oh yeah Reptar fuck me good." He would say, hecause when he stuck his penis in hot water,he would shove a Reptar Dildo up his ass that ordered from / . He was never really able to cum, but with products from / he was able to cum 2 times in 5 minutes. when he was done with the water and shit he would put his penis in an exposed drain pipe in the garage, he had to be careful though, If he didn't have enough lube his shriveled man part would get stuck, so he made sure he was ready. In the garage he kept a Passion Water Based and Silicone Blend Hybrid Lubricant - 55 Gallon. That way, he would never need to replace it. Since he was old he could just shoot blanks, Clear stuff that barely gupped out like guppies in a pond. But this day, it was different. He felt extra labito this night and felt he could do things. big things. "Lonely Space Vixens. Here I Cum!" he yelled as he ran down the stairs. On the last couple steps he fell over breaking his legs. He didn't care. He was about to cum for real once again. he stood up on his busted legs and kept running. He got in his chair and took the porno case from his collection. He almost came while touching it. He forcefully ripped open the case breaking it in half. He didn't care. "Ohh yeah this is what it's all about." he moaned as he picked up the DVD. Except something was wrong. The disk didn't seem right, He knew something was up, He put on his oldman glasses and looked at the disk once again. It was a fucking Call Of Duty Ghost game disk! "Fuck fuck fuck! The little bitches must've stole it." He said, he stood up and forgot about his broken legs. He fell over screaming fuck on the way down. He collapsed on his old weights set, turning him into a bloody red mess with a massive boner. The End.