A/N: hi guys! I'm back with another oneshot (I'll be working on The Newer Prophecy soon) and this is my first try at an only dialogue fic!... Hope you like!

APPRENTICES AT NIGHT...

Thornpaw: dark brown tom with yellow 'tears' and stripes on his face. Sharp yellow eyes.

Sunpaw: handsome golden tom with sleek tabby markings. Green eyes.

Robinpaw: small golden she-cat with light brown paws. Green eyes. Sunpaw's sister.

Mothpaw: sleek reddish she-cat with black stripes. Electric blue eyes.

Sunpaw! Sunpaw! Stop ignoring me!

Hu- Ow! Stop poking me, Mothpaw!

...you were ignoring me...

What is so important, then?

Look at Robinpaw and Thornpaw, she's trying so hard, but he's oblivious!

Huh- whoah! My friend is pitiful, isn't he?

Yup! He is... Aren't you gonna go and talk to Robinpaw about it? And be an overprotective brother?

Ummm, no. I frankly do not care.

Wooow. Soooo caring...

Thank you...

Soooo...

Thornpaw! Get over here!

What? Sunpaw? What do ya want?

...What's wrong?

Yeah, Sunpaw, what's wrong?

Thornpaw... You are so terribly oblivious...

Just a moment, Robinpaw, I need to speak with Sunpaw alone apparently.

...Okaaaaaaaay?..

But Sunpaw, how can we be sure Thornpaw likes her back?

Because he told me he thinks Robinpaw has pretty fur.

Who's logic is that?

Tom logic.

Hmm..

What guys? What do ya want?

Thornpaw... My sister likes you.

What? N-no she doesn't... I-I'm not gonna sit here while you two discuss this... Sheesh.

Well, that went well.

Indeed.

Sunpaw?

Hmm?

I think that we are all very tired...

*chuckles* Indeed.

A/N: that's that, and review and ask if you want me to continue, because even though it took forever, this was fun to make! Hope you like!