Author's note: Hello everyone, This as you might have guessed, is an entertaining little bit that was inspired when Cubic and I were talking. I do hope you have a good laugh from it, as always Enjoy . 3
MoonStorm
It was a quiet day in the Decepticons layer . . .
"Yes… Yes!" Megatron sat in the main room watching the giant T.V. he had a pair of headphones on as he screamed at the screen, "Come on! Twirl, Twirl! NO!! Don't fold!" He growled at the ballet chucking his oversized cup of energon at it. Just as he did StarScream decided to walk in, he snickered and tapped Megatron on the shoulder.
"Douche bag says 'what?'," he held a smart grin on his thin lips.
"What?!" Megatron demanded yanking off his headphones. StarScream burst out laughing as Megatron glared at him.
"Hey StarScream, Racist says 'What?'."
"What?" StarScream stopped laughing and growled as he had been tricked by his own trick. He was about to open his mouth to say something, but BlitzWing waltz in, his terminator face in place.
"Hey, gay guy says 'What?'," he said quickly his accented voice hard to under stand.
"What?" Megatron and StarScream echoed each other.
"Ha! You guyz are gay!" The Jack-o-lantern face cried merrily. He turned to a shadowed corner, "Hey.. Hey! Itsy bitsy spidar!"
"Guy with fake dick says 'What?'" replied BlackArachnia with a sniff.
"What?" asked BoneCrusher as he walked in. The room exploded with laughter.
"Motherfucker says 'What?'," spouted Megatron.
"Dumb ass says 'What?'," exclaimed StarScream.
"Rotten borsht says 'What?'," said BlitzWing. All three's statements were jumbled in the air as they came crashing to BoneCrusher at the same time.
"What?!" He asked utterly baffled. Megatron and StarScream looked to BlitzWing with questioning gazes, 'What the frag is a borsht?' they wondered.
"Guy with blue Prius says 'What?'," says BlackOut as he joined the room, everyone but BlackArachnia said, "What?"
Needless to say the day continued much like this till no one would say 'What' any longer. Instead StarScream decided to throw a low blow at Megatron with a perfectly inserted, "Guy who watches Ballet says 'Yes'."
"Yes…" Megatron had been on one of his rants again. "Curse you StarScream!!" He pulled a cannon out and aimed. By the time the temper tantrum subsided there were many holes in the layer and StarScream had found a very good hiding place, Megatron's closet where he was surrounded by tutus of all different colors.
" . . . Creepy…." he muttered hunkering down to wait a bit longer, not daring to come out yet. "I always thought he was a bit of a fruit, but this is ridiculous."
And this is just a peek at the inner battles of the decepticons. And Proof that Megatramp, I mean cough Megatron is Gay. Heheh.