Hello...~_~ I am Wolfeh....I love Harry Potter, yet I've never made a fic about it. o_o So yeah. That brings me to here. Read on, my dear reader, and laugh until your side breaks... FLAMES ACCEPTED. Any review accepted. REVIEWS THAT HAVE ONLY ONE WORD ARE ACCEPTED. Please. Review when you finish reading. Onward with you.
I present to you... The Slytherin Chronicles.
(ps. I love Malfoy :3!)
--The Slytherin Chronicles--
--Chronicle One--
--The Dancing Slytherins--
--Dancing Queen, (c) Abba. Harry P. and everyone else, (c) J.K. Rowling--
"The last match of the season! Slytherin versus Gryffindor!" boomed Lee Jordan's voice over the area.
Applause filled the Quidditch field as the two teams flew out.
Harry looked down at Madam Hooch as she let the Snitch loose. It flew around his head once, around Malfoy's and zoomed off. The Quaffle was thrown into the air, and the game began.
Immediately, Malfoy turned and flew off towards the Gryffindor end. Harry, figuring he was just trying to trick him, began to fly slowly around the field, looking for anything tiny, shiny, and golden.
After at least ten minutes, the scoreboard was tied, 70-70.
Harry kept searching, but he didn't see the Snitch anywhere. It was a perfect day for Quidditch, he didn't understand why the thing was so hard to find. The hair on the back of his neck stood up, he ducked just as a Bludger flew past his head.
"Where in the heck is it," Harry asked himself, turning in mid air.
A glint of gold caught his eye, and apparantly Malfoy's as well. Both of them rocketed off towards the sky, where the Snitch was zipping back and forth. Harry started gaining speed, knowing he was going to get to it first. Then, a strange thing happened. The Snitch flew downwards, not only towards the ground, but in Malfoy's direction.
Applause broke out loudly in the Slytherin crowd. Malfoy had caught the Snitch...
Harry, shocked, started to fly down, but stopped mid air, as did all of the other Gryffindor players. The Slytherin team had landed and threw their brooms aside. The whole crowd was quiet, very quiet, at what they were seeing. Let's just say the Slytherin team was breakdancing...
And well, at that. Harry, shocked even more, kept watching in horror. The Slytherins were singing something, and...like I said... breakdancing to it. Upon better hearing, Harry caught a few lyrics.
"You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life..Ooh ooh..See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen!"
The Gryffindors were holding in their laughter, as was everyone in the stadium (including the Slytherins and the teachers). The Slytherin team began dancing even better. They were doing the Cha Cha Slide....
"Friday night and the lights are low....Looking out for the place to go...Where they play the right music, getting in the swing..You come in to look for a king...Anybody could be that guy...Night is young and the music's high..With a bit of rock music, everything is fine...You're in the mood for a dance...And when you get the chance..."
The Slytherin team broke out loudly in their song, while doing an Egyptian dance.
"You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen...Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine..You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life..Ooh ooh...See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen!"
Harry was about to fall off his broom from laughter. They were once again doing the Cha Cha Slide. Now, they stood straight and began swaying with their hands together, singing in low voices.
"You're a teaser, you turn 'em on...Leave them burning and then you're gone...Looking out for another, anyone will do..You're in the mood for a dance....And when you get the chance..."
They began doing the Robot.
"You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen..."
The Cha Cha Slide.
"Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine! Oh yeah..."
Breakdancing on their hands.
"You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life...Oooh ooh.."
Now they were swaying.
"See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen..."
Harry, with the Gryffindor team, began landing slowly, trying not to laugh, although they were failing. The crowd in the stands, after being quiet for a long time, began clapping and cheering. Even the TEACHERS were cheering. The Slytherins bowed and disappeared into their locker room.
Afterwards, in the Great Hall...
"Oh man... You realize how messed up that was?" Ron said, shaking his head, laughing a bit. "I wonder what song they sang?"
"Dancing Queen by ABBA,"
Harry, Ron, and Hermione turned around to see Draco Malfoy behind them. "It's an American Muggle song." Malfoy slowly walked to the Slytherin table.
Hermione turned to Ron and Harry. "What's more strange? Malfoy singing a Muggle song with the Slytherin team, or the fact that he was wearing a shirt that says 'Normal People Scare Me'?"
I present to you... The Slytherin Chronicles.
(ps. I love Malfoy :3!)
--The Slytherin Chronicles--
--Chronicle One--
--The Dancing Slytherins--
--Dancing Queen, (c) Abba. Harry P. and everyone else, (c) J.K. Rowling--
"The last match of the season! Slytherin versus Gryffindor!" boomed Lee Jordan's voice over the area.
Applause filled the Quidditch field as the two teams flew out.
Harry looked down at Madam Hooch as she let the Snitch loose. It flew around his head once, around Malfoy's and zoomed off. The Quaffle was thrown into the air, and the game began.
Immediately, Malfoy turned and flew off towards the Gryffindor end. Harry, figuring he was just trying to trick him, began to fly slowly around the field, looking for anything tiny, shiny, and golden.
After at least ten minutes, the scoreboard was tied, 70-70.
Harry kept searching, but he didn't see the Snitch anywhere. It was a perfect day for Quidditch, he didn't understand why the thing was so hard to find. The hair on the back of his neck stood up, he ducked just as a Bludger flew past his head.
"Where in the heck is it," Harry asked himself, turning in mid air.
A glint of gold caught his eye, and apparantly Malfoy's as well. Both of them rocketed off towards the sky, where the Snitch was zipping back and forth. Harry started gaining speed, knowing he was going to get to it first. Then, a strange thing happened. The Snitch flew downwards, not only towards the ground, but in Malfoy's direction.
Applause broke out loudly in the Slytherin crowd. Malfoy had caught the Snitch...
Harry, shocked, started to fly down, but stopped mid air, as did all of the other Gryffindor players. The Slytherin team had landed and threw their brooms aside. The whole crowd was quiet, very quiet, at what they were seeing. Let's just say the Slytherin team was breakdancing...
And well, at that. Harry, shocked even more, kept watching in horror. The Slytherins were singing something, and...like I said... breakdancing to it. Upon better hearing, Harry caught a few lyrics.
"You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life..Ooh ooh..See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen!"
The Gryffindors were holding in their laughter, as was everyone in the stadium (including the Slytherins and the teachers). The Slytherin team began dancing even better. They were doing the Cha Cha Slide....
"Friday night and the lights are low....Looking out for the place to go...Where they play the right music, getting in the swing..You come in to look for a king...Anybody could be that guy...Night is young and the music's high..With a bit of rock music, everything is fine...You're in the mood for a dance...And when you get the chance..."
The Slytherin team broke out loudly in their song, while doing an Egyptian dance.
"You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen...Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine..You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life..Ooh ooh...See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen!"
Harry was about to fall off his broom from laughter. They were once again doing the Cha Cha Slide. Now, they stood straight and began swaying with their hands together, singing in low voices.
"You're a teaser, you turn 'em on...Leave them burning and then you're gone...Looking out for another, anyone will do..You're in the mood for a dance....And when you get the chance..."
They began doing the Robot.
"You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen..."
The Cha Cha Slide.
"Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine! Oh yeah..."
Breakdancing on their hands.
"You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life...Oooh ooh.."
Now they were swaying.
"See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen..."
Harry, with the Gryffindor team, began landing slowly, trying not to laugh, although they were failing. The crowd in the stands, after being quiet for a long time, began clapping and cheering. Even the TEACHERS were cheering. The Slytherins bowed and disappeared into their locker room.
Afterwards, in the Great Hall...
"Oh man... You realize how messed up that was?" Ron said, shaking his head, laughing a bit. "I wonder what song they sang?"
"Dancing Queen by ABBA,"
Harry, Ron, and Hermione turned around to see Draco Malfoy behind them. "It's an American Muggle song." Malfoy slowly walked to the Slytherin table.
Hermione turned to Ron and Harry. "What's more strange? Malfoy singing a Muggle song with the Slytherin team, or the fact that he was wearing a shirt that says 'Normal People Scare Me'?"