Harry Potter awoke with a groan on an early Monday morning at Hogwarts School of Bitchcraft and Blistering. "Crap! I have classes today!" exclaimed Harry. He slowly got out of bed and opened the curtains next to his bed. Hoping for a bright, new day, Harry only found that a lightning storm had come to Hogwarts. "Dammit, said Harry, why don't we get any good weather?"

"Hey Harry!" said Ron, a good friend of Harry.

"Oh, hi Ron!" exclaimed Harry. Beautiful day today isn't it?

"What are you smoking?" asked Ron.

"Whatever I can find in the potions classroom."

"That was a joke Harry."

"It was? Oh well. We should go to class. We have transfiguration first."

So, Harry and Ron got dressed, grabbed their books and headed down into the common room. At the bottom of the stairs, another of Harry's friends was waiting. Her name was Hermione, who was a stuck up school girl. So anyways, these three friends were very close, in more than one way.

"What took you guys so long?" asked Hermione.

"We had a little discussion." answered Ron. "Harry has a little addiction problem."

"Who would have known tail of newt had nicotine?" Harry said.

The three friends made their way out of the common room and proceeded to the great hall for breakfast. Along the way Harry, Ron and Hermione went down many flights of stairs. Ron even accidentally ended up in the girls bathroom. Finally, after many confusing twists and turns, the trio arrived in the great hall.

Harry took a look around the hall. Crabbe and Goyle were playing football with Nearly Headless Nick's head. Neville Longbottom was being beat up by Cho Chang, the girl that Harry likes. Professor Dumbledore and Professor Sprout were absent. Not much else was goin' down in the great hall.

Harry, Ron and Hermione took a seat at the Gryffiindor table next to Ron's brothers, Fred and George.

"Hello there!" exclaimed Fred. "You should see what's going on in the hallway near the Hufflepuff common room!"

"What is it exactly?" asked Hermione.

"Why don't you go find out for yourselves." George interrupted. "You should go quick. Breakfast won't be served for another fifteen minutes.

"Okay then." said Harry. Lets go guys."