My parody,
Of the song sk8er boi,
Is something that you might as well enjoy.

This is my best,
I must confess,
The storyline's different as you could guess.

See there is this guy,
He's kind of a nerd,
He thinks he can sk8e but he just absurd,

Then there's this girl,
I'd call her a freak,
But when they're together they cannot speak.

CHORUS
He was a softie boy,
His skateboard was a decoy,
For Avril to write a song 'bout him.

Her school grades are always low,
His underwear has to show,
For people to think he was a crim.

How many kids,
Are they gonna get,
It's been 50 years now they have none yet.

It's only been now,
Since they've figured out,
Adoption's the only one option now.

Now they've got a girl,
Kate was her name,
The fact that she had one eye was a shame.

Then they got a boi,
It was only fate,
That his name rhymed with Kate

CHORUS
He was a daddy's boi,
His sk8board was just a toy,
But now he's grinding down the rail.

While Kate was just looking up,
She saw Sk8 and just threw up,
'Coz maybe his landing was to fail.

BRIDGE
'Sorry Kate he split his head,
In fact he might as well be dead,
But hold on he's getting up,
Kate you think he's really tough!?'

There's a spark in poor Kate eyes,
Recovery was a surprise,
Sk8 is now her life hero,
Sk8's just hungry I don't know!?

20 years pass,
The first couple's dead,
Sk8 and Kate whammed them both on the head.

Kate's getting married,
To wealth and to fame,
Then at the alter, the priest said Sk8's name.

He was a married boi,
His wife was unemployed,
We thought marrying cousins was enough.

But no, siblings have got a chance,
If they fit into eachother's pants,
Well they do so that's just tough!