Dudley Demented. My Version.
Harry went out for a little walk. He saw Dudley come back to Number 4, Privet Drive. Harry hid in the shadows. He came back right before Dudley went through the door. "Hey Big D", Harry said. "Watcha up to? My little Duddiekeins?!?!". "Shut up", said Dudley. "And what are YOU doing?". Harry mimicked Dudley in a girly voice, "Shut up." "I SAID SHUT UP!!", Dudley yelled. Again Harry mimicked Dudley in a girly voice, "I SAID SHUT UP!" "SHUT UP NOW OR YOUR IN TROUBLE, MISTER!", yelled Dudley super loud. Harry said in a girly voice again, "Okay......mister". "I HEARD THAT!", said Dudley. "DDDDDAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDYYYYY!!!!!! HARRY HAS HIS WAND OUT AGAIN!!!!!" "I DO NOT", yelled Harry. Uncle Vernon quickly came up and opened the door with just enough time to seize Harry by the neck with one of his big, beefy hands. "Get y-y-your hand o-o-off me now p-pl-please.", Harry said with a bad throat. "NEVER TAKE OUT YOUR WAND OR YOU SHALL PAY", Uncle Vernon yelled at the top if his lungs. "Yep, I shall pay", Harry mumbled under his breath. Uncle Vernon let go of Harry as Harry dropped to the ground. Dudley went inside and hid.