A/N: Okay this fic definetly needs some explanation lol. Today I was sitting in study, thinking about doing my latin homework when I realized that all the story translations in my textbook are like epically amusing. So then, instead of doing the assigned homework I started translating a story I did awhile ago, and putting in the characters of House. This fic is the result of that. I have change only the names and some of the words so that it makes sense with House (because House isn't a Roman soldier, and Cuddy isn't Thirteen and Cameron's dad) So if some of the sentences seem very stiff that's why. There are 5 parts total to the story and it sometimes changes format halfway through a chapter, but don't worry, the transitions are really smooth. On that note, here's the first chapter…
Cameron and Thirteen, washing dirty syringes in the hospital's lab, were chatting. These girls were the employees of Cuddy. Cuddy, who ran the hospital, was a woman of great diligence but little prudence. Cuddy, having entered the lab, scolded the girls.
"There are many dirty syringes. I order you to wash them as quickly as possible. Work! Do not chat! You are more talkative than a parrot."
Cuddy, having spoken these words, left.
However Cameron, who was a stubborn girl, did not give a hoot about her boss. She did not wash the syringes, but showed Thirteen a stethoscope. Thirteen eagerly looked at the stethoscope, which her colleague was holding.
Thirteen: How beautiful, how pretty is this stethoscope my Cameron! I want to look at it. Who gave it to you? Surely it is made of silver?
Cameron: Obviously it is made of silver. House, a diagnostic doctor, gave it to me.
Thirteen: What sort of man is this doctor? Is he a lying man like the rest of the diagnostic doctors? Many doctors pretend to be sick, because they do not want to deal with their patients.
Cameron: No! He is a man of great knowledge. He once diagnosed three thousand patients. He is the doctor to the Dean of Medicine herself.
Thirteen: He is another Galen! But I often hear stories such as this from the other doctors.
Cameron: The other doctors are liars, House is honest. House came here sick. House, having entered the courtyard area, drank the sacred water from the fountain. House, having prayed to the god Princeton, was better at once.
Thirteen: I would dare not disagree. So how did you meet this wonderful doctor?
Cameron: As soon as House entered our hospital, I was in love at once. How big were his muscles! How big were his arms!
Thirteen: Fortune favors you, my Cameron. But what about Chase, whom you said you loved some time ago. It is dangerous for you to reject Chase, because he understands surgical things.
Cameron: I do not want to talk about that pest! Chase, having spoken often about marriage, never carried out anything. But House, who is brave and bold, is able to look after me. House is now my heart-throb
A/N: Yay! Lol, so please review and in the next Chapter House and Wilson talk about Cameron on their way to the hospital :P Then later Foreman dresses up as a girl. But that's only going to happen if you review! So yeah, please review lol.
-Remy