Chapter 1: Why does the moon dissapear?
Me: Alright im telling ya now this story ends crazilly. You'll laugh a bit . And this time I made up a reason to why the moon sometimes doesn't show. Its a lil crazy but IM THE WRITER! and its a Fan Fiction story Fictionnot real!
Inuyasha didn't know what happened to the world at night. There was no moon at times and he wanted to know why. SO he asked Kagome "hey wench why is there no moon at times?" kagome looked at him agrivated and stated "Im not a wench and I dont know why...and by the way OSWARI!" (sit) Inuyasha hit the ground. "SIT SIT SIT! I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME WENCH!" Kagome yelled at the top of her lungs. Inuyasha made a crater in the ground. Inuyasha groaned as he crawled away from her.
Soon enough Inuyasha came to Shippo. "Shippo why is there no moon at night at times?" He asked. Shippo looked at him confused and started to scratch his head. "gee...I dunno why not ask Sango or Miroku?" Shippo replied. Inuyasha hit him on the head and walked away to find Sango leaving the poor lil fox kitsune shippo rubbing his head and crying. While he was walking her heard Shippo say " YOU BIG MEANIE IM TELLING KAGOME!" He stopped and turned towards Shippo seeing the Little Kitsune making a dash for the hut kagome was in. Inuyasha's eyes grew wide. "uh oh..." Shippo got inside the hut and Inuyasha stood there stupidly. After a few seconds out came Kagome with Shippo in her arms. "Oh Kagome, Inuyasha hurt me so bad! My head hurts and so does my stomach too. He hit me hard just 'cause i didn't know the awnser to his question. If I had known the awnser I would have told him Kagome. I really would have! " Shippo said starting to cry. Kagome looked up at Inuyasha so angry that Naraku himself would be afraid. Very, very afraid. "YOU HIT SHIPPO INUYASHA HE'S YOUNGER THAN YOU!" Kagome yelled at Inuyasha holding a pan in her right hand from her era. "B...B..but Kagome- " Inuyasha tried saying something but he could have sworn flames appeared behind her scaring the heck out of him. Shippo looked up from doing his fake tears and smirked and stuck his toungue out at Inuyasha. "WHY YOU LITTLE!" Inuyasha yelled running at Shippo whom was still in Kagome's arms. " THAT'S ENOUGH INUYASHA SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT! " Inuyasha made a deeper crater than before. And to add to the pain Kagome came over holding the pan from her era and wacked him over the head with it then left Shippo and went back inside the hut. Shippo was laughing at Inuyasha and Inuyasha felt like a major leauge moron. And he looked like one too. He looked up at Shippo while he was crawling away and said " I'll get you..."
Inuyasha stood up and walked to Sango who was laying in a field. Inuyasha stood next to her. " Hey Sango, why does the moon dissapear sometimes?" He asked her. Sango looked puzzled. "Um...to tell ya the truth Inuyasha...I don't know..." Inuyasha knew not to take any chances insulting Sango so he nodded. But he took the chance anyway..."idiot..." Inuyasha muttered. "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!" Sango yelled. She stood up and hit him with Hirikotsu . Inuyasha got hit on the head and looked at her with a very pissed face. He took Hirikotsu and threw it into the lake. Sango's eyes widened. There was a short silence between them. Inuyasha stepped back. Sango looked down and started laughing like Naraku. Inuyasha's eyes widened. "You should know better than to mess with me Inuyasha..." sango said looking down. she looked up at him and grabbed a tree branch breaking it in two to use and swung it violently using it as her weapon. Inuyasha looked all scared and ran while Sango tried to wack him with the tree branch. After about 20 tries Sango gave up and threw a bucket at Inuyasha's head. Which hit him rather hard and left a bump. Inuyasha ran away afterwards and Sango went down to the lake to search for Hirikotsu.
Inuyasha walked to Miroku. "Hey Miroku why does the moon dissapear at times?" Inuyasha asked. "well Inuyasha I have no idea...But i hope that you may find the awnser on your journey through life. " Miroku stated. Inuyasha looked annoyed. "Baka monk..." He said as he turned away from Miroku. Miroku's eyes widened. Inuyasha turned back to him to see Miroku's hand twitching violently. Miroku looked down. "what did you just call me?" Miroku asked. Inuyasha kept his hand on tetssaiga so that if Miroku got violent he would at least be able to save himself. Miroku grabbed his staff which was next to the tree and looked up at Inuyasha smiling as if he were in a happy mood. Inuyasha looked less scared and took his hand off tetsusaiga. " You ok Miroku?" Inuyasha asked. No one had acted like this when he insulted them. They were usually throwing stuff at him and telling him to sit. Miroku chuckled and showed Inuyasha his best smile. "I'm fine Inuyasha...it's just..." Miroku said. "Just what?" Inuyasha asked. "well...you're not going to be ok in a few seconds." Inuyasha's eyes widened. Miroku picked up his staff faster than anything Inuyasha had seen and wacked Inuyasha over the head. Inuyasha had never seen or felt anything like it. In less than a minute he blacked out.
In Inuyasha's dream
Inuyasha was floating through space. He looked around and saw Earth. But it looked kinda small from there. "HI WORLD!" Inuyasha said waving to the small planet. Then he saw the one thing that had caused him alot of pain in one day. The moon. Inuyasha started to move towards the moon. "It looks like a giant cookie or cheese... And just then Inuyasha heard his stomach growling. " I didn't eat anything today. oh man where's some ramen when ya need some?" Inuyasha said speaking to himself. Then...he looked at the moon. His stomach growled louder. " It sure looks like food..." Inuyasha said. What did Kagome always say to him? "If it looks like it's food and it's not rotten or moving then it's edible. Oh or maybe she said the moon is a big cookie. Inuyasha thought. Little did he know she said it isn't but it was once again a time where Inuyasha didn't care what Kagome had to say. So Inuyasha moved up to the moon. The closer he got the smaller it seemed. Inuyasha stared at the moon. It was so small he could stuff it all in his mouth...so he cracked a piece of it off and chewed on it .
Inuyasha chewed satisfied. "hmm..I can't tell yet maybe it is a cookie or cheese which.. I need to have another piece." He cracked another piece and put it in his mouth chewing on it. ( this is getting me hungry...Hey anyone got milk?) He swallowed. "hmm... I need one more piece to tell..." He grabbed the rest of the moon and stuffed it in his mouth chewing on it. He swallowed and realized something..." wow...It really does taste like cheese." Inuyasha thought of the posibilities of bringing a piece of the moon for everyone to eat. They wouldn't starve for days. But then he realized something...it hit him like...like..like when Kagome said sit...or when sango hit him with Hirikotsu...or when Miroku hit him with his staff. He had already eaten the moon. Then suddenly his stomach got bigger and bigger and bigger until he was the shape of the moon which he ate. He yelled and woke up
End of dream
Inuyasha woke up with everybody surrounding him. He pushed them away and started running screaming "I ATE THE MOON IT TASTED LIKE CHEESE!" They all stared at him and then Sango, Kagome, and shippo turned to Miroku. " Hey miroku maybe you hit Inuyasha on the head a little bit too hard..." kagome said to miroku. Inuyasha ran back and grabbed shippo. "YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME MAN I ATE THE MOON I MADE IT DISSAPEAR IT TASTED LIKE CHEESE!" Inuyasha screamed in Shippo's face. "INUYASHA SIT!" Inuyasha hit the ground and jumped right back up. He looked at Kagome. She stared at him as if she was gonna kill him. But Inuyasha looked at her and yelled " I...ate...the...MOON!" Miroku's stomach growled. "Yo Inuyasha, what kind of cheese was it?" Sango looked at Miroku and smacked him upside the head. Inuyasha thought for a minute ..." Swiss...no maybe Paramasian, No wait wait i could be wrong..." Kagome looked at him like she was about to explode with anger. "SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!" Inuyasha fell to the ground with the deepest crater than anyone had ever seen..deeper than the craters on the moon. And Kagome looked scarier than Sesshomaru smiling. Inuyasha said with his face still in the dirt " I...ate...the..moon.." and he passed out.
THATS THE END OF THE CHAP i know its a little crazy. But it's my story. I get to say what happens its my choice!