Doughnuts By: Kat
in a place called doughnut land there were two police officers, officer Glaze and officer Powder, they tried to arrest a man with no reason what so ever the man denied that he did anything wrong officer Glaze said that someone had told them that he had ate a doughnut that he found under a tree, then started singing "OH my poor doughnut rolled onto the floor, Oh my poor doughnut rolled out the door, my poor powder doughnut rolled under a tree, I cried at the funeral he thought it was me", the man thought that Mr. Glazed had had one to many doughnuts and told him that too, officer Powder stepped in and told the man that this was a true true story, the man just laughed at the stupidity he couldn't believe what he was hearing, "it was a doughnut for crying out loud" the man yelled, the officers just looked at him in shock they arrested him for saying that because where they come from you just don't eat doughnuts you just don't, the man was new around here and didn't see nothing else to eat, officers powder looks at the man and says "you know if you look at the ground you are standing on you can eat that its better than eating our family, these doughnuts are my brothers and sisters you just don't understand that do you?" man looks at him like he was crazy or something and says "officer I have no clue what you are talking about but I did nothing wrong, and doughnuts just aren't real you CAN eat them they taste better than the god damn ground", the officers both gasp in shock, one of the officers yell "now damn you, you little bastard I don't know what your talking about but it is illegal to eat a doughnut on this planet, you are going to jail" the man tries to fight but it doesn't work, I guess doughnut people are like steroids on this planet...so the man grabs loads and loads of doughnuts and eats them, but he is too late they have a doughnut around his neck and he is about to fight for his life, he has been hung. just as the man is at the point where he has to die he wakes up and finds two men standing over him holding doughnuts asking him if he feels better...and the man cries out "NO NO MORE DOUGHNUTS" the men just look at him and dump the doughnuts on him and told him "If you don't eat these you will be arrested and hung" so the man eats, eats for him life -----------------------THE END-----------------------