School Of Rock
This is a crossover of several stories- mainly Harry Potter and Artemis Fowl. Please please please please review!
Chapter One- How did you get here?
Artemis opened his eyes. He was sitting in a classroom. It was a long time since he had been in a classroom, and he didn't altogether like it. He looked around at the other people in the room. There were an even number of boys to girls, and about ten of them all together. They were sitting in rows of about three, each at a separate desk. There was a chalkboard at the front of the room and a teacher's desk in front of it. The room was very plain and boring, and the chair Artemis was sitting on was not the most comfortable chair. He was on the end of a row. Next to him sat an older looking girl. She had blonde hair and was quite thin, but something about her scared him. Suddenly, looking at the desk, Artemis realised that he had no idea how he had ended up sitting in a chair in a classroom. He was about to ask the girl next to him when a man burst into the room.
"Good morning student dudes. Geeky, shut the door." He said.
It was several minutes before Artemis realised that the man was speaking to him. The whole class was looking at him, including the man he presumed was the teacher.
"Are you talking to…me?" he stammered.
"Am I looking at you?" the guy asked.
Artemis nodded.
"Would I look at you and say Geeky shut the door if I wasn't talking to you?"
Artemis almost choked. He had never been spoken to in such a manner.
"I presume not, but then I don't know you so you could b….."
"Dude just close the door!" someone yelled from the back of the room.
Artemis got up indignantly glaring at the man. He closed the door and sat back down, slightly red.
"Now, after that little display, let's get on with it." The man said. "I am your teacher, Mr Schneebly, and you, my little rocking friends are at The School of Rock. Questions?"
Everyone sat in stunned silence for a few minutes. The first to speak was a girl near the back of the room.
"Er, Mr… Schneebly? Why are we here? A minute ago I was at home and then I was…here."
"Oh yeah, register. Man I gotta get this teacher thing sorted."
Mr Schneebly sat down heavily and put his feet up on the desk.
"Ok. When I call your name tell me if you're here or not and if you are I'll tell you why."
They watched him as he pulled a crumpled scrap of paper out of his shirt pocket.
"Ah- ha. School of Rock, class of 2006. Ok. Artemis Fowl?"
"Here." Artemis snapped.
"Oh, Geeky! Well young man. You are here because you are on community service for a criminal offence." Mr Schneebly tutted and shook his head whilst Artemis turned even redder.
"Ithoughtas much. Buffy Summers?"
The girl next to Artemis looked up from the hole she was carving in the desk.
"That's me," she said.
"Ok, you are here because you got kicked out of three other schools."
The class laughed as Buffy went back to carving the hole.
"Next is…Harry Potter?"
A boy at the very back of the room put up his hand.
"Ok. You are apparently in hiding from a Lord…Voldemort?"
Harry went as red as Artemis whilst a boy next to him sniggered.
"Hey blondie what are you laughing at?" the teacher asked him. "Who are you?"
"Draco Malfoy," the boy answered.
"You're not listed. Why are you here?"
"Er…" Draco also went red.
"His friends knocked him out, put him in a sack and dumped him here," a ginger haired boy said.
Everone laughed, as Draco went redder still.
Artemis decided that the room was starting to look like a beetroot factory.
"Cinderella?" said Mr Schneebly.
Everyone turned around to look at the girl sitting next to Malfoy.
"You are on leave from your job as a servant."
"No, I'm not; I was on my way to Fairytopia for a new life when I ended up here. I really shouldn't be here, I…"
"Tough Luck sister, you are," Mr Schneebly said loudly over the laughing.
"You are all here for the duration."
A while later, everyone had been registered and now knew why they were there.
A girl called Hermione was 'trying something new', Ron, the ginger haired boy, had tried to get somewhere using a port key but had got the wrong one, Spike, a vampire, had got drunk and wandered in, Mia, a princess, was also in hiding but from hired hit men and Cooper, a seemingly normal human was there to 'learn about rock'
The ten students sat at their desks, waiting for Mr Schneebly to tell them the rest of what they wanted to know. They were all going to be their for two months, whether they liked it or not, and Artemis had a strange feeling he would not.