A/N: Alright, this is EXTREMELY random…but I just love writing about the Quidditch team, and making fun of Oliver…lol enjoy!
Oh and so you know what's going on, here's the key to reading this:
Alicia
Angelina
Lee
Fred
George
Confusing enough? Anything written normally is actually happening…not written
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It was well known among all the Hogwarts students that History of Magic was the most boring subject ever created. So what do they do to pass the time? Take notes? No of course not, they PASS notes instead.
I HATE THIS CLASS
Oh come on, it's not that bad, we can get away with this!
SO WHAT! IT IS THE PERSONIFICATION ON BORING!
Alright, so I'm not exactly sure what that means; but seriously, calm down Leesh before you tear a hole in our note
Fine, I'm calm. I'm completely calm. And I do believe I just figured out how Professor Bins died
Yes, and how is that?
He died of boredom while writing a lesson plan.
Hahaha, yeah probably. Then he didn't even realize it, and went straight to class…I wonder if he even knows he died?
Fred! Oh come on, he's not THAT thick….I hope
You know who IS thick?...OLIVER
Ooh, I'm sensing some bitter feelings about our dearest captain. Whatever could he have done to offend you?
He told me and Angelina that our relationship was getting in the way of his team.
HAHAHA! That is HILARIOUS. Okay okay, calm down, I'll stop laughing. Plus, you don't know what he told us.
What's that?
He told me, Katie and Angelina to stop wearing what we do to practice…that it was distracting the rest of the team…
HAHAHAHA! That is bloody hilarious. No wait, NO IT'S NOT! I like what you guys wear. OW! Stop hitting me Leesh!
Well you deserved it. Like always, now like I was saying-
Hey guys
Go away George
Oooh, I am sensing some bitter feelings…
Stuff it Fred
Leesh is a little peeved at me…
No, Leesh it a LOT peeved at you
I may have, on complete accident of course, told the entire Gryffindor house that she wanted me…
He told them all I keep having reoccurring dreams about him
But that doesn't make sense; George is the one that keeps dreaming about you. 'Leesh oh Leeshy, I am so sorry! I love you I love you I love you!' Hah, it's hysterical.
FRED
Oops…
Um, maybe I should just go now…
Now look what you did
Hey wait, Leesh, wanna go to Hogsmeade with George?
…fine
REALLY? But I've been asking you for weeks!
Yeah well, I feel bad for you. Plus, Fred asked me…I can never say no to that face
But it's the same as my face!
That's what you think. But that's beside the point. You also had a girlfriend every time you've asked me before
Did not!
Remember Chrissy?
Oh yeah, her…
And Janet?
Who?
Wow, what a good boyfriend you are!
Well I actually didn't want to go out with them….I wanted someone else
Who?
Oh, um, no one…you don't know her
Smooth, real smooth
Stuff it
What am I missing?
NOTHING!
Right…
Hey guys, what's up? (reads what was previously written)
Are you and Leesh dating George?
EWW
Hey!
Don't hey me; you're the one who forgot his last girlfriend
Touché
Besides, ol' Ollie would never allow it
Grrr
Hey Angel!
Are we complaining about Oliver?
Of course, what else
Good, because he is a disgusting, obsessive compulsive, nutter of a –
Wow, got some built up anger Ange?
Look whose talking Leesh
Shut it Jordan, you disgust me
All I'm saying is that you tend to have a bit of a, well a, lot of anger sometimes
Only towards you
And me
Yeah and him
And me
Yeah, him too I guess
So, how about going to Hogsmeade with me this weekend
Sorry, I'm going with George
DAMN YOU GEORGE!
Mwahahahaha
You guys are strange
Hey what happened to Fred and Angelina?
They're over there, in the corner
Why?
Why do you think?
Hahahaha, maybe we should stop them before Bins notices
Bins hasn't even noticed our game of exploding snap we've been playing since first year.
Good point. He's like a ghost sometimes
:silence:
Wow
Okay then…so there's a Quidditch match next weekend right?
Yeah, we're playing Slytherin. :shudder:
Don't worry babe, I'll protect you!
Don't call me babe
Fine, I'll protect you, my sweet
Ugh, you're so strange
Yes, I'd have to agree with that
Done snogging my brother Angelina?
I wasn't snogging him
O right, you just tripped and he broke your fall…with his mouth, right?
Er, yeah, something like that
I need to burn off nerves before the match
Angelina Johnson, NERVOUS? I never thought I'd live to see the day
Slytherin's been rough this year…and they see us as all that stands in their way
Not to mention they don't have any girls on their team, and enjoy trying to KILL us
Never fear, we'll protect you little girls!
Jordan, you don't even play Quidditch
And you know I could kick your ass. Hell, even Kit could take you down.
They've got a point there mate
Not true! Come on, let's take this outside!
Dude, you'd hit a girl?
That's low
I just can't win today can I?
It's not just today Lee…
Watch it, or I can say a lot more than just the score on the megaphone.