Was talking to my friend about how my brother used to hang my stuffed animals out the second story window of my Uncle's house when we were younger, and well.. This was the result.

As usual, I own nothing.

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"Hey Zexy," Demyx shouted as he practically skipped down the stairs to his 'emo' friend.

"How many times must I tell you, Number Nine, it's Zexion. Not Zexy, or Emo Kid, or Puzzle King. Zexion. Understand?" The blue-haired teen said as he turned to the hyperactive musician.

"Sure thing, Zexy! But anyways, guess what!" He bounced on the balls of his feet, the grin on his face looked as though it HAD to hurt. Zexion knew he was going to regret asking, but did so anyways.

"Saïx said that if I was REEAAALLLYYY good today, he'd take me for ice cream! Isn't that awesome," Demyx said while dancing around. Zexion, however, wasn't quite as excited. "He said what now?"

"He said he'd take me for ice cream! In Twilight Town! He says if I'm good and I do everything I'm told, he'll take me for ice cream later! I TOLD you I was getting through to him! I told you, I told you, I told you! Someday, after we get our hearts, I'll get Saïx to fall in love with me too! And then we'll look back on our Nobody days, and I'll tell him just how right I was, just you wait and see, Zexy!" The blonde seemed very pleased with himself, and Zexion could see why. He'd liked Saïx since he became Number Nine in the Organization, and although the other male had never seemed too keen on him, he was now offering to take the blonde for ice cream. 'Well, we can't have that, can we?'

"Well, that's just fine and dandy, Demyx.. But, just between you and me, don't you think that maybe he's just doing it so you'll leave him alone? I mean, hypothetically speaking, what if all he wants is to make you happy so that you'll leave him alone with his 'precious' moon. What if, he's not taking a liking to you, but merely gotten tired of you pestering him all the time? What if.. He's trying to cover up for the things he did to your stuffed animals that you don't know about? " With each sentence, he could see the shock grow more apparent on his colleague's face, and he had to resist from smirking. The last thing he said took a minute to sink into the blonde's brain, but when it did, he growled in a way that would make even Saïx himself quake in fear.

Demyx turned and screamed up the stairs at Saïx, "I can't BELIEVE you! YOU ASSHOLE, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DESTROYED MY STUFFED ANIMALS," before running down stairs, crying.

"It works every time.." Zexion snickered to himself, but had to pause his inner celebration at the sound of an enraged roar that sounded a lot like his name. "Guess that's my cue to go hide out with Vexen for a while.. Of course, if Saïx'd just tell Demyx how he felt about him, I wouldn't have to do this.." And with that, our favorite emo kid teleported to Vexen's room to watch random cartoons.

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Yeah, just a random thought I had.. Not as good as it could be, I'm sure, but whatever, right? Right.

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