Copyright Disclaimer: I don't own Sonic The Hedgehog & co since Sega Corporation/Sonic Team owns that. DiC Entertainment owns Scratch, Grounder, Professor Caninestein and Wes Weasley. The only characters I own are the Mobius world leaders (apart from Up Dike and Bert Who, DiC owns them). Quick note, Warner Bros owns Duck Dodgers.
My comments: When I had a look around here, most Sonic stories were based on SegaSonic or SatAM Sonic. However there were only a few stories based AoSTH (Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog) so might as well start there. Yes, the Sonic Says segment would still be there. Please note that there are no love relationships in this story, just classic action and comic relief.
ADVENTURES OF SONIC THE HEDGEHOG SEASON 2 - 7 Continents for One Robotnik
Chapter 1: Brooklyn Bound
It was a bright day in Mobius at Robotnik's fortress, which was a stereotypical lair on a mountaintop with a giant golden Robotnik statue next to it. Inside lived a deranged mid 40s scientist called Dr. Ivo Robotnik who was largely built. He had one long orange moustache and his head was shaped like a cone.
Dr. Robotnik is tapping his foot, impatiently in his office waiting for information. He is looking at his watch that had his moustaches as the hour and the minute hands. The watch was 3 o'clock.
Robotnik muttered to himself: "Gee, how long does it take to catch Sonic? I would have done a better job myself." Ivo had one wish, which was to rule Mobius and capture Sonic the Hedgehog.
Suddenly a clanging noise was heard outside his door. The door opens, a beakless Scratch with crosses around his metal body and a backwards head Grounder rushing towards Robotnik. Scratch was a tall chicken robot and the smartest of the SSSSS Squad. Grounder, his sidekick was short, tank-like robot who was very stupid. Ivo looked very angry.
Robotnik shouted: "You bumbling idiots! You can never capture Sonic and it was so simple. If I wasn't your creator, you would be in the trash heap!" Scratch moves Grounder's head the right way up, Grounder puts Scratch's beak on and Scratch coughs. The two robots are now fully assembled.
Scratch was trying to avoid being shouted by saying, "Oh your angriness, it was Grounder's fault that we failed". His partner Grounder denied, "Nuh-huh, it was Scratch's fault."
Robotnik picks up a nearby metal bolt and throws it at Grounder since he is furious about the failure to catch Sonic. Grounder shouted in pain, "Ow, that hurts."
Robotnik has calmed down and he is laughing since he has a plan up his sleeve. Quickly his tone changed from being harsh to an understanding mood. Robotnik whispered to the robots, "Scratch? Grounder?"
Scratch & Grounder looked puzzled and said in unison, "Yes?"
Robotnik eyes were turning red and he is now furious, like an elastic band ready to snap. "You are FIRED! FINISHED! From now on I would take over Mobius, besides I would tell you my plan if you don't whine about your jobs", Robotnik shouted.
Scratch & Grounder were both shocked. Scratch spoke, "Okay, what ever you say, boss."
"I'm listening", Grounder responded.
Dr Robotnik pulls a large map of Mobius with oceans and lands all over the place. "In Mobius, there are 7 continents around the planet." Grounder was scratching his head and replied, "I didn't know that."
"You do now. Each one of them continents has a leader, which I would take over, and rule Mobius with"; Robotnik spoke. Scratch asked, "Who are they?" "You just said one!" Robotnik replied back.
Grounder is scratching his head yet again and looking puzzled, "Huh?" he muttered. Robotnik was annoyed and replied, "Bert Who of MobiusCorners is one of the leaders, you dumb-bot!" Scratch is starting to become impatient, "Oh, now name the other 6 leaders."
Robotnik lifted his finger as he was about to open his mouth, Scratch, Grounder and the Eggman huddled together like in an American Football game and whispered, "All wright listen, they are…"
Koala Mint of Down Under Mobius
Sushi Oatmeal of Mobisan
Humpfrey Camel of Dessert Oasis
Mouser Cheese of Eurobius
Up Dike Rabbit of Ice Cap Zone
and finally, Bongo Bongo Ape of South Quarters.
Scratch looked cheerful and asked Robotnik, "Got it. Hey doc, would it be easier to take over the real world?" Robotnik thought for a couple minutes and bellowed, "Excellent Scratch, I knew building you paid off. You two have just got your jobs back."
Scratch was pointing his finger towards himself and laughed, "I'm his favourite. Bahahahah!" Grounder furiously said, "Nope, I'm his favourite." Ignoring Grounder, Scratch questioned, "Screw it, would you take over the other leaders another day? Like next Tuesday?"
Robotnik gloated, "Hee hee hee by taking over Earth, that meddlesome hedgehog and that two tailed brat will never get me." Afterwards Robotnik left his list of Mobian leaders on his notice board, ready to be used again for another mission.
Somewhere in the light green place of Mobius, Sonic is speeding along and his buddy Tails is flying down a straight path when all of a sudden Sonic hits a curly Q tree. "Ouch!" Sonic yelped.
Tails flew down and landed on the ground. The brown two tailed fox warned, "Sonic, you should have looked on where you was going." While rubbing his poor head, Sonic hurtfully replied, "I know keed, but there's something weird going on."
Tails lifted his hands with shock, "What's that, Sonic?" Sonic shook his head and said, "That Robuttnik hasn't attacked a village, kidnapped you or setting some trap for me." Tails is about to state the obvious, "Yeah, maybe he gave up?" "I doubt it bud", Sonic replied back.
Back in Robotnik's fortress, Robotnik has just finished making the Trans-kinetic Teleporter that looked like a black TV remote with levers but it only works in his Egg-O-Matic Hovercraft. Robotnik puts it in and Grounder changes his drill hands to proper hands and pulled Robotnik's belly. "Err. Who's coming to the real world?"
Grounder let go of Egg Belly and his hands changed back to drills. "Me, you duh-bots and Wes", Robotnik happily replied back. Scratch & Grounder was surprised, "Wes?"
A guy with an orange trench coat, round glasses and a hat comes from nowhere, that is Wes Weasley, the most famous salesman in Mobius. Oddly, his voice was very similar to Director Vermin from a cartoon called Duck Dodgers. Wes cheerily smiled, "That's right palsy. I heard in Earth, there are lots of shopping channels so I might as well go." Wes was thinking and muttered, "Maybe I might sell something this time."
Robotnik was as surprised as the robots, "Nice to see you, Weasley. What company are you with now?" he asked Wes. "JBWK Inc." the salesman replied back as he shows a bag with JBWK Inc on the front to Robotnik. Grounder asked, "Err. What do they sell?"
Wes and Scratch closing into each other and the weasel whispers, "Listen, I'm not supposed to tell you this but they sell everything but screwdrivers, Sonic traps and chilidogs. They are based in Metropolis City." Scratch then crosses his arms and faces the other way and jealously replied, "No Sonic traps? Why bother?"
Robotnik plans, "If I rule Earth, Wes can have 90 of the cable transmissions except FOX. That's mine!" Since half of the US watches FOX, this would give Dr Robotnik the advantage to rule Earth. "Good thing Wes doesn't watch two tailed foxes", Grounder stupidly said. Scratch hits Grounder with a wooden mallet that affects Grounder's mind and forgetting what he just replied.
Wes is happy that he gets to have 90 of the TV networks; with no patience he roared out, "At last, where do I sign?" Robotnik gives Wes with a piece of paper that has lots of scribbles on it, "Here, here, here and put a Z over that."
Wes signs the contract as Robotnik shakes his hands and they all dash out towards the edge of Robotnik's fortress. The evil genius, the robots and the salesman stop as they approach the Egg-O-Matic Hovercraft. Wes couldn't believe his eyes at the sight and how much money he would make on eBay. Robotnik & co soon jump in which makes a creaking noise. "Let's go, everyone. Next stop, Earth. Muhahhahha!" Robotnik gloated.
Sonic and Tails at the time was running down Dessert Oasis which was a typical desert with cacti and cherries on top of the sand dunes when they both stopped which made a screeching sound. Sonic looks up has he saw a big fat round object.
Sonic asked Tails, "Hey keed, do you think that's Robumnik?" "What do you think Sonic?" Tails sarcastically replied. Sonic was determined to get even with Robotnik, "That Eggbelly doesn't know when to quit. We should follow him." The heroic duo then follows Robotnik's Egg-o-Matic Hovercraft.
While in the Egg-o-Matic, it seems there wasn't enough room. Grounder yelled, "Ow! Scratch stop poking me nooose!" "That 's if you stop stamping on my toes." Scratch angrily replied.
Wes cheerfully answered back while squinting his eyes, "Sorry Scratch, I'm just excited that I have all the shopping channels ready to air." Scratch, Grounder and Wes calmed down as a vibration was felt, probably from Robotnik.
Robotnik starts the initiation process for the Trans-kinetic Teleporter, "All right folks, Grounder press the red button", he bellowed. "Do I have to?" Grounder hopelessly replied. At his top of his voice, Robotnik shouted, "YES!" Grounder presses the red button that then lighted up, "Okay. The red button has been pressed."
Robotnik ordered, "Scratch, set course for Brooklyn" as he pointed directly to the chicken robot. Scratch then responded, "Lever set to Brooklyn, your supremeness." Since then the display on the Trans-kinetic Teleporter came up with a countdown has Robotnik & company wait. "3, 2, 1 and engage", Robotnik quickly replied.
Suddenly Dr. Robotnik's Egg-o-Matic Hovercraft disappears into nowhere. Tails' jaw dropped in shock as the Egg-o-Matic just vanished. Tails asked as he was pulling his best friend, "Sonic, did you see that? Robotnik's flying thing has gone!" Sonic was scratching his head trying to figure why, "This is strange, how could he disappear?" "Oh well, might has well see a professor," Sonic thought.
Tails asks again since the duo must find a way how Robotnik's ship vanished, "Which one? Caninestein or Von Schlemmer?" "I just don't know keed, but whatever it is Robotnik's causing trouble", Sonic said as he is currently bamboozled why did Robotnik disappear?
Was it just to please the Mobians? Would Robotnik become attached to Brooklyn? Find out soon.