The Legend of the Brooklyn Brawler
Once apon a time there was a boy, named Mama Weegie Bits Brawler, born in Brooklyn, New York in the United States of America.
It was the 4th of June in the year of 2010 when Jaime Brawler found out he won an online contest to see who would be on the hit television show "The Price is Right."
"Oh, sweet I won!" he said with glee as he ran to Mother Brawler to let her know of his good news.
And so he put the news up on his Facebook and Twitter and he had all sorts of replies from his friends like the Redneck Ranger and some samoan shemale with pink hair.
As days pass, it was time to be on "The Price is Right."
At 4:59 AM, Weegie Brawler and Mother Brawler are flown to the show in California for them to be on the show.
While they exit out of their rental car and take their seats inside the show, Bob Barker comes out. Nobody is in the arena yet besides the Brawlers and Bob, who points over at Jaime and directs him to come with him to the back of his dressing room.
"Yes?" Weegie asks Bob Barker as he takes off his coat and puts it on a rack.
"Listen kid, don't fuck up this show for me alright, last time someone won a contest to get on here, they tried to fuck my ass and make me humble, but luckily we edited out that part but had to send the viewers who were watching in the audience home with free televisions and shit!"
"Bitch I'll humble you anytime I want!" Weegie replied as he falcon punched Bob Barker directly in the jaw, knocking the elderly man back a few steps as Jaime charges at him, hitting a spear, now ontop of his body.
"What the f-" Bob tried to speak but stopped as he whined and groaned as Jaime pounded away at the old man's white head, busting him open widely with one direct punch across the eye as he turns Bob around on his stomach.
Weegie now places his feet directly beside Bob's sides, squating on his back, moving his hands to Bob's arms and placing them ontop of his knees which are stuck out in the air with his feet planted strongly on the ground.
"F…fuck you!" Bob said as a few drips of blood come from his mouth, Weegie's hands now grabbing his head and pulling him back, thus creating a painful submission manuever known as the "Camel Clutch", or the "Humblerinizer" as it's known to certain Brawlers such as himself.
A few minutes later, Weegie walks out of Bob's office and meets his mom who is sitting down in the audience all by herself.
"Weegie, what happened to you?" she screamed, noticing he had blood all over his clothes.
Weegie shrugged it off and gave his mom a smile.
"Nothing mom, just had to take care of a little brawling business!" he laughs, giving her a thumbs up which makes her join in on his laughter while the two Brawling Brawlers just laugh and laugh away.