Before I begin, know that I don't own ANYTHING accept my OC, Sonia. Enjoy, this is just a silly fic! ~Specter
WHERE ARE WE?
"Hey, Eren!" Armin called out to his best friend. "We're having an inspection on our 3D manuevering devices, just to make sure they work properly. Come on!" Eren rolled his eyes, not wanting to go through an inspection. "Okay, wait up!" Eren called back to Armin, running after him.
"This is just a simple inspection of your grappling hooks. You're going to shoot them at the next roof over. Jaeger, Arlert!" The higher rank called, snapping them back to attention. "Since you weren't paying attention, you two go first." Not really sure what to do, they stood there for a moment. "Grapple to the next roof," Mikasa told them in a barely audible whisper. They nodded in response, running to the edge of the roof they were currently on. They launched their cables at the same time, successfully hooking them into the next roof. When they made it over, the hooks didn't release!
Both of them are defective?! Eren thought in disbelief. They both fell due to their restrictions, taking off pieces of roof panes as they skidded to a halt. In doing so, a lot of dust kicked up. When the cloud cleared, both of them were gone, as if they were never there! Everyone in line to test their gears stood in disbelief. No one even dared to breathe, until an exited yelp of joy was heard. Hanji pushed their way through the crowd, eyes twinkling. "Yes!" Xhe cried, "It worked! Yes!" Everyone was staring at them, clearly confused. Seeing this, xhe turned to them, giving them a glance that looked just as confused. "What?" Xhe said innocently.
Many years into the future
Armin woke before Eren. He sat up, rubbing his head. Man, that was one hell of a crash, he thought to himself. He averted his attention to Eren, who was lying face-first into the ground. "Hey, Eren, wake up." He said, shaking his best friend's shoulder. "Wake up, man. Get up-" Armin stopped mid-sentence, clearly too shocked to speak. When he looked around, they were no longer inside the walls. They were in the middle of a road! This was a strange road, however. The middle was lined with yellow paint, and it was very smooth. Eren had sat up at that moment, groaning. "Damn, how long was I out?" He asked, turning his body to Armin. "Hey, what is it? What's wro-?" He stopped mid-sentence as well, seeing his surroundings. "What the hell? We were just on top of a roof! Where are we?!" They were panicked at this point, utterly confused about the foreign place. A throat cleared behind them, and then was followed by a voice. "Hey, erm... What are you doing in the middle of the street?"
Their heads violently jerked towards the voice. There eyes nearly bugged out of their heads. A girl, maybe a small amount older than they were, stood before them. She wore a short, cleavage bearing dress. In current times, this is normal, but they had never seen something so indecent. It was Eren who spoke out first. "What district are we in?" He asked, blushing slightly at her state of dress. The girl quirked an eyebrow at them. "What do you mean, 'district'? We're in Florida, if that's what you mean." "What is Florida?" Eren wondered out loud. Armin's smart mind seemed to piece things together. "What year is it?" He inquired. She knotted her brows and raised her arm slightly. "What, do you two have amnesia or something? It's 2014!" This is the point Eren stopped believing the world. Armin hit his forehead with his palm. "Armin...?" Eren questioned. "Damn Hanji! They did this!"
Around thirty minutes later, the two boys explained their story to the girl. She didn't believe them, of course. "I don't know who you think I am, but I certainly would never believe you're ancient kids who fight Titans. Now, is there someone I can call to pick you up?" This reaction was only expected, but Eren knew how to prove it to her. "Wait, please! I can show you the truth." Armin looked at him questioningly. "Where we're from, I'm known as a Titan shifter. An outcome of a science experiment to defeat the Titans. If we can head somewhere large and secluded, like a field, I can show you." The girl looked hesitant. "I'll put some trust in you, for now. By the way, my name is Sonia." "Nice to meet you. I'm Eren, and this is Armin."
"Well, here we are. This is the best place I can think of." They stood in the middle of an abandoned crop field, the cornstalk bases moldy and rotten. "Well, go ahead! Turn into a Titan!" Sonia said to Eren sarcastically. "Sure, no problem," Eren replied, pulling one of the blades out of the 3D maneuvering device he laid on the ground. Her eyes widened in fear. "The transformation happens through self-mutilation," Armin explained. "You may want to stand back." Eren drew the blade over his forearm, wincing at the pain. "Oh, my god. That is gross!" Sonia exclaimed, disgusted. "You two are sadistic! I'm leaving now." She turned to leave. "Wait, Sonia! Look!" Armin said. Titan steam began to appear, and a huge flash came from Eren's location.
When the steam cleared, Eren's Titan form emerged. She stared up at the huge beast in shock. "Holy shit! It's for real! You're not crazy! This is so cool!" She said, jumping up and down excitedly. Armin grinned at her enthusiasm. He then grappled onto the Titan's neck. Her grin widened. "Woah, so that's what you use to kill Titans? It looks fun!" Armin nodded from above, hen moved around its neck to the nape. He drew his swords, slashing it. Her smile dropped. "What the hell are you doing? Don't kill him!" She screamed. The Titan hollered and fell to the ground. Armin widened the wound on its nape. Sonia was clearly concerned, running over to the Titan's body. "Is he OK? Did you kill him?" "No, he's coming out." There was a shuffling sound, and Eren climbed out. His face and arms were wrapped in tendons, but they fell off, and he passed out. "So, what do we do with the Titan body? We can't really hide it." "It deteriorates after a bit," Armin explained.
They carried him back to Sonia's house. When they entered, Armin's jaw nearly hit the floor. He had never seen technology like this! He immediately began asking questions. 'What is this?' 'What does this one do?' 'How does this one work?' Most of her answers were, 'That's a computer. You can do many things with it. 'That's a phone. You can call people with it.' 'That's a microwave. You heat food with it.' These were such simple things to her. She felt she was teaching a curious child. Eren groggily sat up, rubbing his eyes. He, too, took in his surroundings with awe. Armin explained each to him. Bored of the obvious, Sonia grabbed her phone, opening her iTunes library. They instantly gathered around her, amazed by the small device. I was just going to turn on music, she thought to herself. This sprung her an idea. If she was going to teach them how to act, she was going to show them modern dance.