Disclaimer: I don't own anything! (dammit)
I know this fanfic kinda sucks -_-'
This takes place a little after Toys in the Attic.
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centerbFaye's New Secretb/center
It was another boring and quiet night on the Bebop - Jet was trimming his Bonsais, Ed was dancing around singing nonsense with Ein walking beside her, Spike was walking around with a cigarette in his mouth and humming a happy song. Happy? Very unusual...anyway, what was Faye doing?
"AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!", yelled Jet. Unsurprisingly, Ed wanted to help him, so she decided to take out a hose and spray water all over his trees, while he was trimming one, the cold sensation of the water surprised him and *SNIP* an entire branch fell down onto the floor.
"Ooops, Ed did something bad!". And off she danced away as if nothing had happened. Jet sighed and started to clean up the mess Ed had left.
Spike came in and asked, "What happened here? Oh yeah, never mind....obviously......". He also walked away continuing to hum the strange happy song as before.
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As Ed was twirling around and around like an insane lunatic in front of Faye's door, she abrubtly stopped as if someone used an ice blaster at her. Strange and loud, moaning noises came from Faye's room.
"What is it that Ed is hearing, Ein?". And the dog just barked.
She put her ear up against the wall, to get a better hearing of what the sound was. She started to wrinkle her face in odd positions, like she was uncomfortable or had some kind of problem. Or shall I just say she was just very curious.
"AAHH!". Ed heard Faye scream, then some even stranger noises came after. She heard another scream, but from a guy? Suddenly she started to get bad ideas of what's going on in there. She then made the most disgruntled face ever and exclaimed "Ed don't feel so good!". And collapsed on the floor, with spiral eyes on her face. Ein then also put his ear onto the door and too heard the discomforting noises and cries. In just a few seconds he was running away looking panicked and barking, like he was going to warn someone.
A few minutes later Spike came by, still smoking and humming. He saw Ed with that look on her face still on the floor. So he went up to the door to see what was going on but heard moaning and nasty sounds too.
"AAAHH don't stop!" he heard Faye.
"Ulgh, don't wanna know what's going on in there." Spike said. As he was walking away he froze suddenly, and had a flashback about Julia and the cigarette in his mouth popped out. He started to miss her dearly again, after what he heard through Faye's door. But then got curious and went back to the door and put his ear to it. Soon he started to get the same reaction Ed did, but was still curious.
Ed got up, eyes still looking spiraly and dizzy, but looking straight at Spike who was also looking at her with a confused expression.
"Ed, do you know what's going on in there?", Spike asked.
"Ed thinks she knows! Ed don't think she knows! Ed don't think she thinks she knows!" Spike sighed and they broke the staring and listened up to the door again, this time Ein joined too. They all had funny, confused, curious looks on their faces.
When Jet was done caring for his Bonsais he wondered where everyone was, it was so quiet and no one was around. Where are they? He thought he would hear Ed whizzing around like a maniac or Ein barking or a giant cloud of smoke coming from Spike or Faye's ongoing insults about well, everyone. But this moment of silence was very rare if everyone's still aboard the ship. So he decided to go look for them.
When he got to the hallway where the bedrooms were, he saw everyone except Faye with their ears up against her door with curious looks on their faces.
"What are you all doing?" he questioned. No answer, they were still listening through the door.
"Hey, what's wrong? And where's Faye?" Jet sighed and said, "She's probably at a casino or something..."
"Nope, listen." Spike said, and pointed his finger at the door. Jet did what he told him to do.
"Ulgh, you perverts! What the fuck is Faye up to now? How long have you been here?" Jet exclaimed.
"Ed and Ein were here first, then Spike-person came then you, Mr. Baldy!" Ed said.
Spike laughed, and added, "I should've made that name up sooner!", and continued in his laughter.
Jet turned beet red, as if steam was going to blow out of his ears. "EDWARD!! YOU TAKE THAT BACK! AT LEAST I'M NOT A NOODLE WHO TRIES TO DO EXOTIC DANCING!"
"Hey, chill, it's not like we're gonna call you that forever!" Spike laughed. "Mr. Baldy!" Then both him and Ed fell on the floor, clutching their abs because all the laughing started to hurt.
Jet turned even redder with an even angrier look on his face and stormed away.
*CRASH!!* Spike and Ed stopped their laughter and again put their ears up to Faye's door. But it wasn't any scream or loud moan, but sounded like liquor bottles being knocked off a table and shattering. But seconds later extremely loud screams and moans started up again.
"Eww! Ed don't think she can take this anymore!!" She covered up her ears and started to run in a strange way down the hallway, to who knows where. Ein followed behind her.
Spike lit up another cigarette, and he too decided to leave, and bug Faye later if she ever comes out. He started to walk away, but then wondered, "How'd she get the guy into the ship? Who IS the guy?" Hell, he thought, she's probably extremely drunk or something. He continued walking away, putting that thought aside and started to think about Julia, a much more pleasant thought.
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It was even later into the night, and Ed, Ein, Jet, and Spike were asleep in their rooms. Well, that's what Jet thought. He was too tired and sleepy, and continued to sleep.
Since Ed was very curious, she went to Faye's door and was indeed listening through it again. But this time she backed away in the darkness, only a very dim light that could be seen yards away, in case Faye came out. She was about to fall back asleep, but then heard the door creak open slowly, Faye (all dressed, thank God, but not as orderly as usual) peeked out, hoping no one was out there.
"Ok, all clear." She told a guy behind her. She kissed the guy passionately and pushed him away, then went back into her room and shut the door. The guy ran swiftly, toward Ed.
A sweat drop dripped down on Ed's forehead, but she didn't worry, she was safe, against the wall so the guy won't trip on them. She followed the guy all the way to the door leading to the outside of the ship.
"Halt, who goes there!!" Ed cried to the guy. He turned around............it was.......
TO BE CONTINUED...................
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Please please please review! This is my first story-like fanfic, so please no flames! ^_^
Hopefully, I can think of who the mystery guy is, if you have any suggestions, type it in your review! ^_^
I know this fanfic kinda sucks -_-'
This takes place a little after Toys in the Attic.
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centerbFaye's New Secretb/center
It was another boring and quiet night on the Bebop - Jet was trimming his Bonsais, Ed was dancing around singing nonsense with Ein walking beside her, Spike was walking around with a cigarette in his mouth and humming a happy song. Happy? Very unusual...anyway, what was Faye doing?
"AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!", yelled Jet. Unsurprisingly, Ed wanted to help him, so she decided to take out a hose and spray water all over his trees, while he was trimming one, the cold sensation of the water surprised him and *SNIP* an entire branch fell down onto the floor.
"Ooops, Ed did something bad!". And off she danced away as if nothing had happened. Jet sighed and started to clean up the mess Ed had left.
Spike came in and asked, "What happened here? Oh yeah, never mind....obviously......". He also walked away continuing to hum the strange happy song as before.
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As Ed was twirling around and around like an insane lunatic in front of Faye's door, she abrubtly stopped as if someone used an ice blaster at her. Strange and loud, moaning noises came from Faye's room.
"What is it that Ed is hearing, Ein?". And the dog just barked.
She put her ear up against the wall, to get a better hearing of what the sound was. She started to wrinkle her face in odd positions, like she was uncomfortable or had some kind of problem. Or shall I just say she was just very curious.
"AAHH!". Ed heard Faye scream, then some even stranger noises came after. She heard another scream, but from a guy? Suddenly she started to get bad ideas of what's going on in there. She then made the most disgruntled face ever and exclaimed "Ed don't feel so good!". And collapsed on the floor, with spiral eyes on her face. Ein then also put his ear onto the door and too heard the discomforting noises and cries. In just a few seconds he was running away looking panicked and barking, like he was going to warn someone.
A few minutes later Spike came by, still smoking and humming. He saw Ed with that look on her face still on the floor. So he went up to the door to see what was going on but heard moaning and nasty sounds too.
"AAAHH don't stop!" he heard Faye.
"Ulgh, don't wanna know what's going on in there." Spike said. As he was walking away he froze suddenly, and had a flashback about Julia and the cigarette in his mouth popped out. He started to miss her dearly again, after what he heard through Faye's door. But then got curious and went back to the door and put his ear to it. Soon he started to get the same reaction Ed did, but was still curious.
Ed got up, eyes still looking spiraly and dizzy, but looking straight at Spike who was also looking at her with a confused expression.
"Ed, do you know what's going on in there?", Spike asked.
"Ed thinks she knows! Ed don't think she knows! Ed don't think she thinks she knows!" Spike sighed and they broke the staring and listened up to the door again, this time Ein joined too. They all had funny, confused, curious looks on their faces.
When Jet was done caring for his Bonsais he wondered where everyone was, it was so quiet and no one was around. Where are they? He thought he would hear Ed whizzing around like a maniac or Ein barking or a giant cloud of smoke coming from Spike or Faye's ongoing insults about well, everyone. But this moment of silence was very rare if everyone's still aboard the ship. So he decided to go look for them.
When he got to the hallway where the bedrooms were, he saw everyone except Faye with their ears up against her door with curious looks on their faces.
"What are you all doing?" he questioned. No answer, they were still listening through the door.
"Hey, what's wrong? And where's Faye?" Jet sighed and said, "She's probably at a casino or something..."
"Nope, listen." Spike said, and pointed his finger at the door. Jet did what he told him to do.
"Ulgh, you perverts! What the fuck is Faye up to now? How long have you been here?" Jet exclaimed.
"Ed and Ein were here first, then Spike-person came then you, Mr. Baldy!" Ed said.
Spike laughed, and added, "I should've made that name up sooner!", and continued in his laughter.
Jet turned beet red, as if steam was going to blow out of his ears. "EDWARD!! YOU TAKE THAT BACK! AT LEAST I'M NOT A NOODLE WHO TRIES TO DO EXOTIC DANCING!"
"Hey, chill, it's not like we're gonna call you that forever!" Spike laughed. "Mr. Baldy!" Then both him and Ed fell on the floor, clutching their abs because all the laughing started to hurt.
Jet turned even redder with an even angrier look on his face and stormed away.
*CRASH!!* Spike and Ed stopped their laughter and again put their ears up to Faye's door. But it wasn't any scream or loud moan, but sounded like liquor bottles being knocked off a table and shattering. But seconds later extremely loud screams and moans started up again.
"Eww! Ed don't think she can take this anymore!!" She covered up her ears and started to run in a strange way down the hallway, to who knows where. Ein followed behind her.
Spike lit up another cigarette, and he too decided to leave, and bug Faye later if she ever comes out. He started to walk away, but then wondered, "How'd she get the guy into the ship? Who IS the guy?" Hell, he thought, she's probably extremely drunk or something. He continued walking away, putting that thought aside and started to think about Julia, a much more pleasant thought.
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It was even later into the night, and Ed, Ein, Jet, and Spike were asleep in their rooms. Well, that's what Jet thought. He was too tired and sleepy, and continued to sleep.
Since Ed was very curious, she went to Faye's door and was indeed listening through it again. But this time she backed away in the darkness, only a very dim light that could be seen yards away, in case Faye came out. She was about to fall back asleep, but then heard the door creak open slowly, Faye (all dressed, thank God, but not as orderly as usual) peeked out, hoping no one was out there.
"Ok, all clear." She told a guy behind her. She kissed the guy passionately and pushed him away, then went back into her room and shut the door. The guy ran swiftly, toward Ed.
A sweat drop dripped down on Ed's forehead, but she didn't worry, she was safe, against the wall so the guy won't trip on them. She followed the guy all the way to the door leading to the outside of the ship.
"Halt, who goes there!!" Ed cried to the guy. He turned around............it was.......
TO BE CONTINUED...................
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Please please please review! This is my first story-like fanfic, so please no flames! ^_^
Hopefully, I can think of who the mystery guy is, if you have any suggestions, type it in your review! ^_^