A/N: I think these are my new obsession… who knew that this would work to be this funny?
Disclaimer: not. Mine. Blah.
Kitchen Fire
Spencer opened the door to the apartment.
A massive fire blazed on the kitchen stove.
"Woah, when did that get there?" he asked himself.
An ebony haired teen, much larger than most teenagers, pushed his way into the door behind Spencer. "OOOO, WHATCHA MAKIN'?"
"Um… spaghetti tacos…" answered Spencer, just staring at this weirdo and red haired girl who had followed him in.
"GOTTA GET ME SOME O' THOSE!" He pulled a fire extinguisher off the wall.
Spencer could not remember that he had ever owned a fire extinguisher…
This strange teen sprayed the cooling white foam all over the blaze. Then he started blowing on the pan with his mouth after that.
Spencer could not remember ever leaving anything on the stove…
He reached into the pan and pulled out the remnants of what looked very much like spaghetti tacos… Then this strange dark teen started shoving the burnt food in his mouth.
The redheaded girl gave him a disgusted look.
Spencer yelled, "SHARON, I'M SO CONFUSED!"
"My name's Kevin…" said the guy who kept eating the burnt food. "I'm not Sharon…"
He banged his head against the table. Spencer was so confused that he was yelling to someone named Sharon. He didn't even know anyone named Sharon…
There was a flushing sound of a toilet and a brunette guy walked out of the bedroom area. "Hi, Kev. Like my burnt food?"
"Very much so," the dark teen, apparently named Kevin, said with his mouth full of burnt mush.
"You guys are gross." The girl smacked her forehead. "You eat burnt food."
"Noooooo," corrected the brunette guy. "I cook burnt food."
"It was already burnt and you cooked it again?" asked the redhead.
The brunette guy nodded vigorously.
"Ew."
Spencer banged his head against the table again. "SHARON, I'M SO CONFUSED!"
The brunette's head whipped over to this new guy. "Woah, when did he get here?"
"I LIVE HERE!"
"Cool."
Kevin kept shoving burnt spaghetti tacos in his mouth.
A/N: ah, I love the randomness of this kinda stuffz…. It's fun. Review!
~Sky