Hey all you readers! Boshi here. No, not the spiky wristbands and bad 'tude Boshi, but the humorous and less-known Boshi. I decided to make this story because of inspiration by (not surprisingly) another Fanfiction (if you've read it, you'll recognize the similarities between it and this one). Plus, some of this is actually true. It's up to you to decide WHAT, however.So, without much further ado, we begin with the disclaimer and the story title!

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Bowser, Mario, or any characters in this story EXCEPT my OC's (to be mentioned later).

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The Oddest Dragon Koopa

Chapter One:

My Unusual Usual Morning

I woke up one morning (June 15th I think) and entered the bathroom to find a strange creature in the mirror. I paid it no mind and turned on the tap to rinse the cat shit out of my dull hazel eyes. I call it cat shit because it's the same color as my cat's must-be-weekly-cleaned-out-of-the-box shit. Most people call it sand, but mine is always grayish brown, so I call it cat shit. I filled up my hands with water and rinsed out my eyes, then dressed and went to check my E-mail on my tiny freaking laptop... which seemed tinier than usual. Odd... Nothing new on my E-mail so I shut down my laptop... after rereading Ununoctium of course (I read fast)... just too strange (or should that be unique?) not to, plus I understand most of it even though I'm only 15. Most would say I'm too young to read things like that but I say otherwise. People need to experience new things or quickly fall into a rut.

After that, I went into the kitchen to get myself some breakfast (the chair groaned under my weight for some reason, and I had frosted miniwheats and a peanut butter and jelly toast sandwich for breakfast, which usually fill me up but didn't today so I had two sandwiches) and put my dog out. I remained outside to watch the sun rise above the trees surrounding the area I was raised in for 9 years. In the years before I lived here in Missouri, I lived in Arkansas for 2 years ('98 to '00), and I was in Arizona for 4 years before that (aka since birth to '98).

After the sun rose above the trees, I had to go under the house and repair the plumbing because SOMEONE (my dad) wouldn't lay off the beans and avocados, so now the main sewer line was blocked, and guess who had to unplug it?

That's right. MOI.

Anyway, I went in barefoot and barehanded, but wearing a baseball cap (I know what you're thinking. 'This guy is full of shit' or something along those lines. Here's my response: I was going to take a shower down there anyway. I'd installed a shower head three summers ago because this kind of block happens roughly every year at the start of summer break) to unblock the pipe. I turned off the water, eliciting nothing from above (my dad had gone to work) and opened the rather large pipe... big enough for me to stand up in comfortably. Personally, I think I broke the block rather quickly with my bare fists, as it was dry and crumbly... and then what the block was blocking hit me like a tidal wave, knocking my cap off.

I was blown out of the pipe clear out into the main basement. I grabbed a water pump and pumped out the water now flooding the basement. I then went back into the pipe to retrieve my hat.

1486 feet later, afte four turns, 3 intersections and a corkscrew...

My cap was soaked, but it was still in one piece. I then noticed I didn't know where I was. I decided to head up the green pipe directly above me. I jumped up and grabbed the convenient handle on the edge and climbed up the ladder inside.

250 rungs later...

I reached the top of the pipe... which, oddly, was outside. I knew this because I could see the sky. I popped my head out of the pipe, and gasped at what I saw, which told me EXACTLY where I was... Floating blocks... More pipes of many colors... and a green dinosaur eating large tomatolike berries with a long tongue... this had to be the Mushroom Kingdom.

I shut my eyes and thought, "I must be hallucinating from the crap stink." But when I opened my eyes, I was still there, and the dinosaur, which I now realized was a Yoshi, looked at me and his (if it was a he, and I wasn't looking under the hood to check!) eyes widened.

And then he screamed.

You could just SEE the question mark appear above my head as the Yoshi went "!" and ran away, still screaming.

I facepalmed very hard... and screamed myself as my nails pierced my skin. I looked at my hands and just STARED. They still had thumbs, but all the fingers were now as thick as summer sausages and tipped with needle-sharp claws, and there were only 3 fingers and a thumb. I looked into a nearby puddle and realized that that was ME. I had horns that were about a foot long and curved back like a dragon's. I was covered in yellow-orange scales, apart from my head, covered in green scales like a mask. My snout, at least, was still skin-colored, albeit a pale color. My brown hair was still on my head (but shorter and stuck up like spikes), and my horns were coming out of it in the back. I was wearing a huge turtle shell, and on the back of it were pyramidal spikes... but twisted like a seashell. My tail (which I now realized I had) was sticking back out of the bottom of the shell. The back of the shell around the spikes was deep green with small speckles of orange. My muscles were MUCH more toned than when I was human. My mouth was full of daggerlike fangs.

I sneezed and accidentally set the bush the Yoshi was eating from on fire.

I would have to be careful not to facepalm in the near future.

So how did you like it? Any questions, comments, or flames? Well, you might want to wait until you read the second chapter! It involves me going to Toad Town and getting in all sorts of trouble!