Disclaimer: Hey, what d'you know? I DO own Bttf! =D
*nose grows 3 feet*
You get my point, so on with the fic.
I used html for this! Yay! Can have bold lettering! =D
Okay, I know that email and the Internet weren't exactly in wide use in 1985, but for the sake of this fic, just assume it was. Come up with an explanation yourself. Maybe the technology in Hill Valley is extremely high, or something.
THEY'VE GOT MAIL
From - julesvernefan(at)yahoo(.)com
To - futureboy85(at)hillvalleymail(.)com
Subject: Testing 123
Marty,
If this works, we can communicate with each other through email.
Reply if you get this.
- Doc
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From - futureboy85(at)hillvalleymail(.)com
To - julesvernefan(at)yahoo(.)com
Subject: Re: Testing 123
Hi Doc!
Yup, it works. What did you do?
Cool.
- Marty
P.S.: Whenever he hears the title 'Star Wars', my father gets this weird look on his face. Maybe it has something to do with what I did to him in 1955.
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From - death_to_verne(at)hotmail(.)com
To - verne_newton_brown(at)hotmail(.)com
Subject: I rule
Hi Verne!
Like my new email address? *snigger*
Show me the money.
Jules, Ruler of the Universe.
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From - verne_newton_brown(at)hotmail(.)com
To - futureboy85(at)hillvalleymail(.)com
Subject: Hi!
Hi Marty!
Verne here. If Jules sends you anything don't respond. He stole my Gameboy and wants ransom. Got any spare cash? He's asking for a million. If you have just tell me and I'll steal the time train to come get it.
- Verne
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From - death_to_verne(at)hotmail(.)com
To - verne_newton_brown(at)hotmail(.)com
Subject: I still rule
I know your email password. I saw what you sent Marty. Pay me another million or I'll tell Dad that you're planning to steal the train.
- Jules the Great
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From - verne_newton_brown(at)hotmail(.)com
To - death_to_verne(at)hotmail(.)com
Subject: Re: I still rule
I changed my password. So there. And I warned Marty against you so don't try anything funny.
- Verne
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From - death_to_verne(at)hotmail(.)com
To - julesvernefan(at)yahoo(.)com
Subject: nil
Dad,
My little idiot of a brother is planning to steal the train and go to 1985. Just so you know. Marty's in the conspiracy too. I hate both of them.
- Your favourite son
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From - julesvernefan(at)yahoo(.)com
To - death_to_verne(at)hotmail(.)com
Subject: Re: nil
Don't call your brother an idiot. And leave Marty out of this.
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From - bifftannenrules(at)ihatemanure(.)com
To - I_love_calvin_klein(at)hillvalleymail(.)com
Subject: You free?
Hi there, Lorraine! Free tonight?
Call me.
- Biff
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From - I_love_calvin_klein(at)hillvalleymail(.)com
To - bifftannenrules(at)ihatemanure(.)com
Subject: Re: You free?
Biff,
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
I hope you crash into a manure truck while driving.
- Lorraine.
P.S.: Give the BMW three coats of wax next time you drop by.
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From - julesvernefan(at)yahoo(.)com
To - futureboy85(at)hillvalleymail(.)com
Subject: Re: Re: Testing 123
Hi Marty!
I can't believe it! I finally invented something that actually works! Again!
I'd explain it to you, but you probably won't understand. Basically I invented something that allows us to communicate through email between different time periods.
How's everybody?
Maybe I'll drop by one day.
- Doc
P.S.: Jules said something about you and Verne being in a conspiracy against him. Is that true?
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From - futureboy85(at)hillvalleymail(.)com
To - verne_newton_brown(at)hotmail(.)com
Subject: nil
Uh, is there something going on that I don't know about? What conspiracy?
Marty
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From - Strickland(at)
To - futureboy85(at)hillvalleymail(.)com
Subject: Regular late coming
Mr. McFly,
It has come to my attention that you have collected a total of 83 tardy slips this year, breaking last year's record of 61. If the same is repeated next year, you shall be expelled. I do not tolerate tardiness in this school.
- Mr. Strickland
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From - c_cheeken(at)wwr(.)com
To - futureboy85(at)hillvalleymail(.)com
Subject: New record made
Dear Sir,
It appears that you have broken the record for the most tardy slips collected in a year.
We would like your permission to be featured in our next publication.
Thank you.
Mr. Chris B. Cheeken, Manager of Weird World Records Pte. Ltd.
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From - georgemcfly(at)hillvalleymail(.)com
To - hotchoclat(at)hvmentalhospital(.)com
Subject: Am I going crazy?
Mr. Hotchoclat,
I have worries about my mental health.
My wife thinks I'm crazy, but I swear this is the truth. 30 years ago in 1955, I woke up one night to see this creature who claimed to be Darth Vader standing over me with a hairdryer.
I know it's impossible, but I'm positive it happened.
Do you think I'm going senile?
- George McFly
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From - hotchoclat(at)hvmentalhospital(.)com
To - georgemcfly(at)hillvalleymail(.)com
Subject: Re: Am I going crazy?
Hey, you're George McFly?
Dude, I'm your greatest fan! I've read ALL your books!
No, I don't think you're crazy, dude! There is NO WAY a great author like you can possibly be crazy!
Now, as for ME, my colleagues think I'm going nuts. They think I'm overworking myself or something.
But I'm not, dude! You go tell those dudes the truth. They'll believe you. The hospital is full of your fans.
- Mr. Hotchoclat, Hill Valley Mental Hospital
P.S.: Can I have your autograph?
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