Hello Lovelies! First Teen Wolf fic! I don't own Teen Wolf (Duh). So yea gay dudes and Drag queens ahead! This is dedicated to the lovely and amazing FallenQueen2 she got me hooked on this show and many others please go check her out!
"Stiles why are you dragging me here again?" Derek growled as Stiles grabbed his arm and dragged him into the night club.
"The Girls-"
"And by girls you mean?" Derek interrupted
"The Queens! Anyway, they were telling me about this new act they have now Sarsaparilla or something. Apparently she is amazing." Stiles smiled as the entered The Jungle.
"Whatever." Derek muttered. They walked down close to the stage and sat down.
"Hello there gorgeous!" Jubilee smiled towards Stiles and Derek.
"Hiya Jubilee!" Stiles beamed embracing the Queen. Tonight she had on a leopard print dress and a mass of blonde curly hair. "And this must be your Der! So nice to meet you! Stiles here won't shut up about you and your-"
"Jubilee!"
"I was going to say abs" Jubilee winked. "Anyway take a seat, enjoy the show and I will make sure that our newest gal comes and sees you two during her show." Stiles and Derek took their seats and Jubilee went backstage to get ready.
The show was half way through when the MC came on stage.
"How is everyone doing tonight?" The MC asked as the crowd cheered, "Great to hear. Now we have a real treat for you. We have a new act tonight for your enjoyment. She is quite the lady so please give a warm welcome to the stage Miss. Sarsaparilla!" The MC smiled as he walked off the stage. A slender woman walked to centre stage her back to the audience. The music started and hips started swaying. Sarsaparilla had two black feather fans covering her face. She waves one feather fan down her leg and back up covering her torso. She turns around one fan still covering her face the other in her outstretched hand, lean muscles visible. She walks down the stage towards the audience where Derek is sitting next to Stiles. She points to the two boys and then waltzes over to them and gently drags the fan down Derek's now red face. Stiles is grinning like an idiot at his boyfriend and the new Queen. She then quickly brings her fan to face. Then slowly brings both fans down still fluttering as her face is revealed.
"Peter?" Derek pales seeing his uncle in drag make him want to take a cold shower, his bulge dying. Looking over Derek sees Stiles eyes wide and cheeks red, bulge still very evident in his pants.
"Oops," Peter winks, "Jubilee said she had some friends in the front row I had to meet. Didn't know it was you two. Anyway back to the show." Peter or rather Sarsaparilla sashays away back to the stage to finish her routine.
Stiles then leans over to Derek and whispers, "Your uncle does make one hell of a woman."
Derek groans.
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