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A/N: Any of my A/N's will be in parentheses and bolded. Enjoy or flame! Your choice!

You know you're a Les Miz Freak when….

1. You understand the following abbreviations:

OBC/OBR

CSR

TAC

OLC/OLR

(Don't expect me to tell you anytime soon, MWHAHAHA!)

2. You know Taylor Swift's "You Belong with me" is just a rip-off of OMO (IT IS!)

3. You try on a red vest and people can hear "Do You Hear the People Sing?" coming from the dressing room. (Believe me, I've done this.)

4. You're too lazy to remember people's names, so you address them according to their "inner Mizzy." (True, I now call one of my friends Mabeuf)

5. You'll go to a completely irrelevant play, just to see a former LM ensemble boy/girl who got a lead role.

6. You can list at least three or more actors who have ever been in LM. (Enjy = Michael Maguire, Aaron Lazar, Jimmy Bain, David Burt, etc.)

7. Instead of taking part in the over-clichéd Team Edward vs. Team Jacob debates, you've started a Team Cosette vs. Team Eponine debate.

8… With yourself.

9. Your friends confiscate any objects or furniture you may own that could help you, oh let's say, build a barricade with.

10. After they do so, you say that they're "royalist pigs" who're are scared to "see the people rise!"

11. Let's just say, that any one who asks you for your favorite colors should be afraid…very afraid. (I've done this too)

12. You've been told more than once to shut up, during you're midnight-in-the-garden verses of "In my Life," hoping that Marius will come.

13. When asked for an adjective that describes someone as "inspiring," "a great leader," or "godly," you have to bite your tongue so as not to scream "Enjolraic!"

14….or you scream it anyway. (I do)

15. For anyone to insult even your least favorite character/song they'd have to be Javertishly suicidal.

16. Since your parents won't let you get a tattoo, you've written '24601' on your chest in Sharpie. (I have, it disappeared)

17. Anyone who has an L in their name is subject to have 3 more L's added to it.

18. Your dying words will be somewhere along the lines of "Vive la Republique!"

19. Your boyfriend broke up with you, just because you called him 'Enjy'/ 'Marius'/ whoever your favorite LM man is

20….3 times.

Yeah, I know it was my feeble attempt at comedy. But honestly, I have used this as a checklist, and others I've found floating around. :) Still review please! I just wanted to get this up. I haven't seen one on fanfiction so far.

Well, Enjy says "Hi!" or "Help!" It's kinda muffled. ;)